oh shit (bnha x averager reader

hi I'm Y/n director of shield after Nick fury retired and I as his daughter I took his place and I been treating the averages to be more prepared and proper unlike my father who leaves them to go eat shawarma that's not how you do it your job excuse me I take my job seriously before they took like two or three for a week to defeat Ultron now is under wrist with Thanos I guess you can say I'm best in daddy dearest speaking of which daddy dearest is not actually you know Daddy dearest he is actually my adopted dad my real parents are hydra agents which they been working for decades and eons and centuries I'm probably 1255 88999.08 5050 188 years old even though I'm in a body of a 18 year old girl and before that I was trained to kill and assassinate