Insufferable Pancakes
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Last published Mon, Dec 9, 2019
Nai loves salad. Cerina loves sleeping. Nai lives in a small apartment. Cerina lives in a pack house. Nai is tall, kind, and controlled. Cerina is an absolute shortypants fireball.
Clashes just a lil bit, doesn't it?
By the way, Nai lives in Idaho and Cerina lives in Arizona. So they're close, right?
Beginning of the story, they actually don't know each other. Crazy, isn't it, living a couple states away in completely utterly different places and not knowing each other?
One day they're having a hard time and wish something sort of stupid and very unrealistic. Only what happens when that stupid and unrealistic thing happens and doesn't seem so stupid and unrealistic after all?
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