Everything You Need To Know About Sock Goblins And More
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Last published Sun, Feb 16, 2020
A series of satirical blurbs and articles about different fantasy pests and magical creatures. Everything from Gnomes to Ghouls, I've got you covered.
If you have any suggestions for what pests to write about, please leave a comment! Constructive criticism is welcome
Started: 17/06/2019
Finished:???
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