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Artificial(ish) Intelligence

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Reads 313
Votes 2
Parts 146
Time 12h 3m

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It's the near future and Will, supported purely by the Universal Basic Income, spends his days playing video games while devouring piping hot noodles, delivered straight to his room by roaming DeliveryBots. 

Gamers are starving to death, but Will's more focussed on showing he's the best strategist in the world, and to do that he needs the help of his new autonomous flying selfie camera. One problem: the SelfieBot insists it's not a robot at all, but a human consciousness trapped inside a machine.

To uncover the truth, he must sneak past automated robot guards with bad cockney accents, avoid lasers from swooping DefenceBots, escape explosions from anti-automation activists, outwit two murderous brothers, and flee from a human resources director hell-bent on exacting revenge on her cheating boss.

He might even get to eat those piping hot noodles.All Rights Reserved

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"One bite is all it takes to fall hopelessly in love... but the chef has no idea." When Y/N, a curious traveler with H/c hair, E/c eyes, and a passion for cooking, makes a wish to an ancient, forgotten god, they gain an extraordinary gift or a curse. Every meal they prepare becomes irresistibly delicious... and dangerously enchanting. From Mondstadt's knights to Liyue's warriors and even Inazuma's most disciplined souls, no one is safe from the spell hidden in Y/N's dishes. But while hearts fall like leaves in autumn, Y/N remains completely oblivious just chasing flavors across Teyvat. What happens when the entire world falls in love... and the one causing it doesn't even notice?

ELION by OliveST

In a world where emotion is suppressed and individuality is forbidden, Elion Strider lives a life of conformity, bound by the steadfast rules of the Regime. When his friend Kira is punished for a subtle display of emotion, Elion's dissatisfaction with his controlled existence grows. Feeling the weight of his family's oppressive ideals, he begins to question everything-especially the mysterious Artisans, a group of rebels who dare to defy the Regime by creating forbidden art, music, and films. Driven by the desire for something real and meaningful, Elion sets out on a journey to find the Artisans. Along the way, he stumbles upon the vibrant expressions of human creativity that have been hidden for years-art, music, and movies that stir his soul and awaken his true self. With the help of his friends, including the enigmatic Kira, Elion risks everything to create these forbidden forms of expression, even if it means losing everything he knows.

Project Z: The Outbreak by Jeli_Kitty

There's an unidentified drugs that also made by a person who only wants to conquer the world. That drugs is a virus, a virus that can turn people into a violent one. Violent, not only violent human but a brainless one who will just chase another to eat their flesh. Eating a human flesh is their needs to satisfy their hunger. Yes, they are humans but that was before, before this stupidity starts. They are not humans anymore. Do you think humanity will remain and stands in this craziness? Or it'll be gone too? People are running for their lives. People are running to survive. And some people are fighting for humanity. Why they are running? Running from whom? "Ofcourse! Running away from zombies!" Started: Mon, August 31,2020- 11:45pm Finish: Tue, September 15,2020- 2:36pm RANKING: #29 APOCALYPSE STATUS: COMPLETED

TripleEz is Coming by dontfighttgotg

It is Her/His/Its/Their time. They are infinite. They are... beyond comprehension. They defy physics and science and puny things like that. They might be the devil incarnate. We aren't sure. TripleEz is now on Wattpad. Oh and there are unicorns. A lot of unicorns. We're drowning under the weight of unicorns. We're blaming it all on TripleEz. We are all going to die. Everyone. Please, if you're reading this. Help me. Help me. It won't leave you alone, it's coming for you. You have to stop it or everything will be destroyed. Just look. Look properly, please. All these months around TripleEz - maybe you can do what I never could and finally defeat it. Please, before it's too late. Remember, vote and comment if you want to be kidnapped, brainwashed and turned into a mindless soldier of the vast army preparing to invade your world. Highest rating #576 in humor Hail the Robocalypse! ZiziTheRobot

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Stuck in a Prince's Body: "Send Help" (YiZhu) cover

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𖤐 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙄𝙣𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𖤐

"One bite is all it takes to fall hopelessly in love... but the chef has no idea." When Y/N, a curious traveler with H/c hair, E/c eyes, and a passion for cooking, makes a wish to an ancient, forgotten god, they gain an extraordinary gift or a curse. Every meal they prepare becomes irresistibly delicious... and dangerously enchanting. From Mondstadt's knights to Liyue's warriors and even Inazuma's most disciplined souls, no one is safe from the spell hidden in Y/N's dishes. But while hearts fall like leaves in autumn, Y/N remains completely oblivious just chasing flavors across Teyvat. What happens when the entire world falls in love... and the one causing it doesn't even notice?