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The Ultimate Guide to Modern Living

Maryam_Mirha_Aamna

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Leituras 215
Votos 12
Capítulos 4
Tempo <5 mins

Maryam_Mirha_Aamna

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Welcome, welcome, dear reader. 

Life is difficult... Ever tripped up on the stairs? Fallen asleep during a meeting? Don't know what to do about it? Well, you have come to the right place. Just a few, sacred, clicks away is your Ultimate Guide to Modern Living! In this 'book', you will read all there is to know about dealing with awkward situations, experienced by yours truly. 

WARNING: Be careful when you decide to embarrass yourself in public...

Go on... Click the 'Start Reading' button... You know you want to...

A/N: All feedback is welcomed, but please keep unhelpful criticism to yourself :D Plus, give me suggestions! Dedications will be given to suggestors.

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I finish putting on my makeup and make sure I'm ready. I hear the doorbell ring and almost have a heart attack. I peek my head out my door hoping it's Stephhano. Titdo comes running in. This book was made sometime in 2010. I have held onto this book as well as my other for years. Please enjoy both. https://www.wattpad.com/user/TeamJIK17?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_profile&wp_page=user_details&wp_uname=TeamJIK174&wp_originator=wlBL4q4dYHDjGM9DRukmQKVjukXgDjLDrh7fV%2B4U9uPs19ULlkDNrl6uLbDTlXU2I87J%2Fl0L%2Fh0xZgKJmzkFAIu4g3m93BbfRtCnYIKxFZgi3cmGPnyH3wrvlKjfipJ1

Not So Delicate ||18+|| ✔️, de Unstablewriter17

"Bastard." She whispered. "Your bastard." He whispered back. ~~~~~~~~★~~~~~~~~ A shy at first girl but wild once you get to know her. Her innocence is nothing but mock. Behind her curious, innocent eyes lie a woman who'll make their knees shake. In more ways than one. When she meets three of the most handsome, devilish, and sinful men to exist, she can't help but wish she could have them all. And that she does. When things hit its peak, she has all three of them wrapped around her finger. Despite them being her dominants. As the past catches up to them, secrets are revealed. Feelings are hurt. And blood is shed. An angel with her wings dipped in blood. • • • WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS VERY MATURE SCENES AND LANGUAGE. IT IS A SOMEWHAT SLOWBURN, BUT THINGS MOVE A BIT QUICKLY. IT WILL ALSO BE A LONG ONE.

Just Be Friends, de AlhenaAlana

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Westminster Academy (Book Two), de prettywheninpain

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927 Miles

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