The Ultimate Guide to Modern Living

Welcome, welcome, dear reader.

Life is difficult... Ever tripped up on the stairs? Fallen asleep during a meeting? Don't know what to do about it? Well, you have come to the right place. Just a few, sacred, clicks away is your Ultimate Guide to Modern Living! In this 'book', you will read all there is to know about dealing with awkward situations, experienced by yours truly.

WARNING: Be careful when you decide to embarrass yourself in public...

Go on... Click the 'Start Reading' button... You know you want to...

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