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My Green Badboy - COMPLETED (Sultry Shrek x reader x Dominant Donkey)

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Parts 11
Time 12m

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A bootylicious Shrek story u will def come to love 4real. No cap. 

Shrek Shrekians Shreklandia shriek shrook.

Most impressive ranking: #4 Farts

Started writing when extremely 
bored between 2019 - 2021.


TRIGGER WARNING! probably the worst thing you could possibly read on Wattpad. Maybe? It's very hard to tell. 

Don't say I didn't warn you. 

Ehem! Anyways:
(Enter sir David Attenborough)

ONCE UPON A TIME...

You (yes, you!) are an ogre living in the swamps. Being close friends with Donkey, you find yourself interested in his best friend, shrek, the hottest and most badass ogre in your village! And he seems to be interested in you too. He has rejected everyone else. Is he interested in you? Is it even possible for the most charming ogre out there to have you on his mind? Does it matter that he already has a wife and kids? Read and find out.

GLUTEN FREE, MIGHT CONTAIN OGRES and pain.All Rights Reserved

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~Sequel to Shrek 2: Happily 'N'Ever After [Book 2]~ Uncle Connor: Now remember: No nagging, bragging, sweating, fretting, slipping, tripping, slurping, burping, twittering, or frittering allowed. Me: What if I fall gracefully? Zero: That's literally the same thing as slipping and tripping, minus the graceful part. Me: Really? Aunt Ella: Yes. Me: So...I can get away with falling gracefully, then? Alice: No...not unless you're doing it on purpose to catch someone's attention~ As you can tell, that's how my lessons on learning to be a proper Princess usually start. Strict lessons on manners, learning the history of the past royals, which cutlery you have to use with certain meals, etc. etc. Blah, blah, blah. And the worst lesson of them all: Ballroom dancing! On top of that, I'm constantly reminded that I need to find my 'true love' and receive true love's kiss by sunset on my 17th birthday, otherwise I turn into a frozen statue just like my parents, grandmother, and kingdom, and stay like that forever. When Shrek asked me to go with him to visit Worcestershire Academy and find Arthur Pendragon, the one uncle Harold mentioned before he took his final breath, you could imagine the relief I felt to finally have the opportunity to escape my lessons without someone dragging me back every time I tried to ditch them. Question is: Will I be able to break the spell before the deadline? What if Arthur is 'the one'? Will I finally get the happy ending everybody keeps teasing me about? Completed: 25/03/2021 ✔️ Shrek: Once Upon A True Love's Kiss [Book 1] ✔️ Shrek 2: Happily 'N' Ever After [Book 2] ✔️ Shrek The Third: The Would Be King & I [Book 3] ✔️ **Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing, with the exception of Willow, Alice, and Zero, and this fanfic. All rights go to Dreamworks, Don Bluth, etc. Any fan art used belongs to their rightful owners. This is literally a fanfic made for fans of fans - nothing more, nothing less.**

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Shrek: Once Upon A True Love's Kiss [Book 1] by TashaFarthing

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