The Amazing Port Mafia
"Looks like we are getting a new recruit!" The boss, named Mori, clapped his hands enthusiastically.
The man, a ginger haired with a short stature turns his head behind, to the boss. "Huh?"
"Welcome to the Amazing Port Mafia!"
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First, sleep is never required. Then, food is never required. Ultimately, no amount of intense injury can kill you.
"Oh man, we are basically immortals, leaving aside the getting insane part." The bandaged man gives a smug grin as he squints his eyes at the dazed ginger, perfectly reading his thoughts.
...
Who sleeps that long? Had he not put on a wake timer before sleeping?
Because this nightmare was now taking a little too long to end.