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This just popped into my head when I was thinking about how stupid it is that nobody generally just couldn't figure who Superman was. He doesn't even wear a mask, just takes off his glasses, magic curl, all the while doing that thing where he pulls his shirt apart to reveal the 's' logo. Bam- Superman. 

Don't expect anything from this, I know nothing about Superman and do not consider myself a fan.All Rights Reserved

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