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Parts 39
Time 1h 57m

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An epic love story can begin anywhere... even with dead pigs, burning huts, and stolen kisses.


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If you love to read parodies, this is the book for you. 


Hop on for the real journey. Chapters are short and funny, won't take much of your time. Just some 500 words each chapter.All Rights Reserved

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