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Snotlout's Observations On Astrid's Culinary (Mis-) Adventures

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Berk's resident mutton expert offers his observations on the culinary journey of Berk's worst ever. Includes survival tips. And for Thor's sake-don't drink the Yaknog!

Co-written with Vala 411

Disclaimer: We don't own How To Train Your Dragon. Rights remain with Cressida Cowell and DreamworksAll Rights Reserved

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Snotlout's Observations on Astrid's Culinary (Mis-) Adventures
Sun, Jun 16, 2019

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