asininity | kpop crackfic
YnnaryEixel
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  • Reads 2,283
  • Votes 106
  • Parts 55
  • Time 55m
YnnaryEixel
Ongoing, First published Jun 17, 2019
chatcomedycrackficcuteemoticonexofanfichumorkpopmemesmonstaxnctoneshotsseventeenstraykidztheboyz
Ten: So, John...

Johnny: No.

Ten: Please?~

Johnny: No, Ten. I am not helping you get rid of Doyoung.

Ten: Then how about--

Johnny: Or rob a bank.

Johnny: Especially rob a bank.

Ten: ...

Johnny: You know what? Let's just go get Doyoung. Taeil--

Ten: I bought two sacks.
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