I Stole Ricky Horrors Beanie

I've always been close with the band, so naturally I went on every tour, supported them even when members were lost and gained, so when they told me they were leaving for a 6 month long tour in two days..and I couldn't come with, well I got a sudden flare of confidence and the night before they left I snuck into his room and stole Ricky's beanie. I wanted to have a part of my best friend with me while they were gone. Ricky and I have been close even before he joined the band. I just had to steal his hat. You'll understand soon.

Is he going to be mad? Maybe. Will he know it was me who stole it? Definitely. Do I care? Absolutely not.