Luck's Fool
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Luck is a fickle thing. Some have it in droves while others eke out their existence with little. I am on the far end of the less favored. Not to say that's how it always was. I used to be a pretty fortunate kid, until I upset this stupid jester who used some strange magic and cursed me. Now, I have the worst luck. I am plagued by mishaps in my struggle to figure out how to remove this blasted malediction. As my luck goes, that idiot jester disappeared and he is the only one who can undo it. Joy.
Join Endo and his companions on their journey across the lands of Littany and beyond, where they encounter vindictive gods, drug addicted dragons, a vampiric platypus and an assortment of other colorful characters in this comedic fantasy adventure that doesn't take itself very seriously!
Warning - Adult Language and themes
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