Captain Anarchy and The Procrastinator
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Last published Tue, Jun 18, 2019
Back in ye olden days- naw fuck that. This is isn't the "olden days", motheruckers. Time to introduce you to two dipshits, nimrods, and overall degenerates. Now this retard here, He's Captain Anarchy. The name, to no surprise, is complete bullshit. He isn't the captain of anything but getting shot and shooting himself. This absolute dickhole is The Procrastinator. The name is all you need to know about him, he procrastinates so much he doesn't even have a personality. The "Anarchists" is what these dipshits eventually decided to call themselves, or at least I think. I've been fed lies through a fucking tube by Captain Anticipation over there. The Procrastinator might have something, but I haven't heard anything out of him for years. I wonder why.
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