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Presenting the latest consumer product from WestTek Systems; the Model RME271! The RME is produced with a reinforced skeletal structure, allowing it to work even harder for even longer without needing repairs, or rest like a human employee.

Unlike androids produced by other manufacturers, the RME is able to build its own vocabulary based on what it hears, and even produce its own body heat; these features are essential if you want to keep the rest of your workplace comfortable. The best part of the RME is that if you're purchasing one for your business, you don't need to pay a cent in wages! Since the RME is one of the first android systems to be legally recognised as consumer property and not owned by its producer, there are absolutely no monthly fees to be paid!

If you're looking for someone who can get the job done, or maybe just someone to get intimate with, why not choose the WestTek RME271? Instead of paying monthly instalments to those other android manufacturers, go with WestTek for only a single upfront payment of $999,999!