Incorrect Offline TV (& friends!)
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Quotes Offline TV would probably never say in real life: featuring the members of Offline TV (with some former and new) and their friends!
Most of these quotes are not mine, credit goes to the original posters.
Please note some chapters didn't age well and does get a little serious in one of the chapters regarding Fed and the female members of OTV. There will be a warning in that chapter so you can skip over it.
*new chapters every month I guess lmao*
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❝ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵈᵃʸ ʸᵒᵘ'ˡˡ ˡᵉᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᵇᵉʰⁱⁿᵈ ˢᵒ ˡⁱᵛᵉ ᵃ ˡⁱᶠᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ʷⁱˡˡ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ. ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿⁱᵍʰᵗˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵈⁱᵉ. ❞ 𝚒𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑... blake writes one-shots for otv and friends because there is a massive lack of them! 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍: 𝟷𝟷/𝟸𝟻/𝟸𝟷 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍: 𝟶𝟻/𝟶𝟸/𝟸𝟸 𝙫𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙭 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 [real life] one-shots 𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒄𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅 the nights, 𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙞 REQUESTS CLOSED!Complete
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