Incorrect Offline TV (& friends!)
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Quotes Offline TV would probably never say in real life: featuring the members of Offline TV (with some former and new) and their friends!
Most of these quotes are not mine, credit goes to the original posters.
Please note some chapters didn't age well and does get a little serious in one of the chapters regarding Fed and the female members of OTV. There will be a warning in that chapter so you can skip over it.
*new chapters every month I guess lmao*
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