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ineffable Husbands: All You Need Is Death

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Time 38m

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Crowley and aziraphale are married, they have been for 6000 years and the wedding was grand. But now its the 21st centuries, humand are accepting the concept of a man and a man together but still most of the population doesnt believe in god or the devil, well there is tumblr™ but they are fearedAll Rights Reserved

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An Ineffable History by LilithReisender

The Nice and Fairly Accurate History of the demon Crowley and the angel Aziraphale, on their relationship over 6,000 years. Aziraphale and Crowley have known each other since the beginning, quite literally. From the gate of Eden to the end of the world, they have been there for each other- tempting, thwarting, and even helping (not that their respective head offices need to know). As the millennia go on, the two grow closer and closer, and there are words that both off them need to say, but neither do. It only takes the end of the world for them to get their heads on straight. AKA: Aziraphale and Crowley being pining idiots for 6,000 years. Cross-Posted on Ao3 under the same title

Good Omens: The Bachelor Party (Aziraphale x Crowley) by WriterofWordsMaybe

Anathema Device and Newton Pulsifer are tying the knot! They decide to invite the angel and demon duo to join in their celebration, but there is a problem. Newt doesn't have many friends he can count on to throw him a bachelor party, so Anathema decides to help her future husband. And does so by asking the ineffable pair to plan the festivities. What could go wrong? -- "Oh, thank you so much. I was really worried. I mean asking a demon and an angel to throw a bachelor party for your spouse sounds crazy, but less so than any of his other options. Just try to keep it casual, okay?" Anathema said. "Oh, um..." Had Aziraphale heard her properly? --

In The Shadows Of Celestial Bonds // Good Omens by F0uv7A1n_Ch1cK3v

Embrace a celestial love that defies time, space, and nature itself. Aziraphale and Crowley, once foes, forge an unbreakable bond, weaving a tale of passion and growth that culminates in a journey. Experience a love that transcends boundaries in 'In the Shadows of Celestial Bonds'.

Falling Heavenward: A Good Omens Crowley/Aziraphale Fanfic by KannaOphelia

Aziraphale would forgive him, of course. He always did. That had always been the Hell of it. It had been stupid to think things would be any different this time. It was a game they had been playing a long, long time, and he was all kinds of fool and idiot if he was going to suddenly start taking it seriously, even if only a few days ago he had thought Aziraphale was dead. Our side. It would be nice, really nice, if there was an *our side.* To be honest with himself, there was nothing in all the universe he wanted more. "I'll pick you up at eight," he repeated to the closed door, and headed back to the flat to take it out on the plants.

Everything is Tickety-Boo (Mostly) by Willowfernn

Until they're to be collected by their respective bosses for when they- or at least Aziraphale- are to be "playing with fyre", Aziraphale and Crowley must get through a night and part of a Sunday afternoon inhabiting each other's bodies. My grand re-entry to Wattpad 🤷‍♀️ Fine me on AO3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/Willowfern

Ineffable by TheNeekyTree

Crowley and Aziraphale go through what is most likely their most daring, life-risking, but nice and accurate adventure. But is trouble the only thing that's brewing?

Guardian Demon and Angel (Good Omens) by HoodieVixen

Crowley and Aziraphale believe they would have a peaceful life after the averted Armageddon. Or at least a few months before their side would start bothering them again. They did even get that. A whole new chapter started when a little girl entered their lives. Number 2 in #goodomens 7/14/19

You'll Never Get To Heaven (if you're scared of getting high) by KannaOphelia

Good Omens. Crowley and Aziraphale pose as husbands for a house party, because Aziraphale is bad at saying no (to anyone but Crowley and anyone trying to buy books). Crowley thinks this is a good chance to prove himself the perfect potential demon husband to a fussy angel. But things get complicated fast. Really complicated. A lot of pining, a lot of shopping and restaurants and party games, some near misses, but no sex until chapter 24 (and all of 25).

It ties us together, but I've never been more afraid by Angelboy3434

Crowley and Aziraphale are tied together, not quite literally but pretty close. In this universe soulmates are "tied" together by means of feeling certain things they feel. The main one is pain, so they can always feel when something is wrong with them. The problem is, they spend 6000 years trying to pretend that they're not each other's soulmate.

I'd Like for You and I to Go Romancing by golmolpol

Heaven and Hell are no longer in the picture. Now these two idiots need to figure out how to be a group of the two of them, after 6000 years of repressed feelings and a complete ignorance on how to romance and be domestic together.

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In The Shadows Of Celestial Bonds // Good Omens cover

Falling Heavenward: A Good Omens Crowley/Aziraphale Fanfic cover

Everything is Tickety-Boo (Mostly) cover

Ineffable cover

Guardian Demon and Angel (Good Omens) cover

You'll Never Get To Heaven (if you're scared of getting high) cover

It ties us together, but I've never been more afraid cover

I'd Like for You and I to Go Romancing cover

An Ineffable History

The Nice and Fairly Accurate History of the demon Crowley and the angel Aziraphale, on their relationship over 6,000 years. Aziraphale and Crowley have known each other since the beginning, quite literally. From the gate of Eden to the end of the world, they have been there for each other- tempting, thwarting, and even helping (not that their respective head offices need to know). As the millennia go on, the two grow closer and closer, and there are words that both off them need to say, but neither do. It only takes the end of the world for them to get their heads on straight. AKA: Aziraphale and Crowley being pining idiots for 6,000 years. Cross-Posted on Ao3 under the same title