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ineffable Husbands: All You Need Is Death

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Parts 26
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Crowley and aziraphale are married, they have been for 6000 years and the wedding was grand. But now its the 21st centuries, humand are accepting the concept of a man and a man together but still most of the population doesnt believe in god or the devil, well there is tumblr™ but they are fearedAll Rights Reserved

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It ties us together, but I've never been more afraid by Angelboy3434

Crowley and Aziraphale are tied together, not quite literally but pretty close. In this universe soulmates are "tied" together by means of feeling certain things they feel. The main one is pain, so they can always feel when something is wrong with them. The problem is, they spend 6000 years trying to pretend that they're not each other's soulmate.

You Are So Loved! | Good Omens - Ineffable Husbands Fic by treesthatsing

A new angel is sent to monitor the humans and report back to Heaven as a replacement for Aziraphale. Despite pretending so well, and doing such a good job of fitting in with the humans for quite awhile now, she slips up, and reveals her identity when she senses such an immense amount of love in someone that she just can't believe it. "You are so loved!" She shouts at the person she feels this from, before running away stuck in her jealousy. This left Aziraphale to ponder why there was another angel on Earth, but he figures it out quickly. What he does have trouble with, is figuring out who in his 6,000 years could have loved him so much that it throws off an angel in disguise. Which is Crowley's cue to panic. Warning: they're both dumbasses. Also, lots of fluff. Wrote them based off of Show!GoodOmens and not Book!GoodOmens, but I do have some headcannons in here based off of the book Highest Ranks: 1 in adamyoung 28 in crowley 1 in aziraphale 1 in ineffablehusbands 1 in goodomens 1 in neilgaiman 1 in anathemadevice 1 in aziraphalexcrowley 1 in crowleyxaziraphale 1 in thethem

I'd Like for You and I to Go Romancing by golmolpol

Heaven and Hell are no longer in the picture. Now these two idiots need to figure out how to be a group of the two of them, after 6000 years of repressed feelings and a complete ignorance on how to romance and be domestic together.

Good Omens: Our New Beginning (Bad Omens Prequel Novella) by Eden6000

Crowley and Aziraphale have been happily married for six years now and they couldn't be happier, but shortly after their six year anniversary........Aziraphale suddenly comes down with something.....angels don't get sick! And before all of this, he and Crowley have been strangely more aroused than usual........ (Prequel to the Bad Omens Saga)

Side Mission by KannaOphelia

Fake marriage! (completed and posting chapters daily) Two years before the Apocalypse, and Aziraphale and Crowley think they have the right Antichrist at last. They track him down to Tadfield. When everyone assumes they are married, Aziraphale suggests going along with it. Which is torture for a lovesick demon... Written for AstroGirl in the Just Married 2022 Exchange.

The ineffable crossover Good Omens X Reader by ShionYukimura

This is a random story I made... It's just something I quickly put together. Supernatural x Good Omens crossover GO! Crowley x Reader x Aziraphale What if Crowley and Aziraphale had a Nephalem girlfriend who doesn't know about all her powers. One day, she accidentally sends them to a different universe. The supernatural universe. Warning: Contains Smut in last chapter.

Good Omens: The Bachelor Party (Aziraphale x Crowley) by WriterofWordsMaybe

Anathema Device and Newton Pulsifer are tying the knot! They decide to invite the angel and demon duo to join in their celebration, but there is a problem. Newt doesn't have many friends he can count on to throw him a bachelor party, so Anathema decides to help her future husband. And does so by asking the ineffable pair to plan the festivities. What could go wrong? -- "Oh, thank you so much. I was really worried. I mean asking a demon and an angel to throw a bachelor party for your spouse sounds crazy, but less so than any of his other options. Just try to keep it casual, okay?" Anathema said. "Oh, um..." Had Aziraphale heard her properly? --

It's Ineffable, Darling [AU] by Myth_theFangirl

"It's ineffable, darling." "Ineffable?" "Ineffable." Crowley confirmed. Drunk and post the Armageddon-not, Aziraphale ponders if he and Crowley had never met in Eden. His darling demon, however, doesn't care much for hypotheticals.- This is little AU explores the idea of 'what if Aziraphale and Crowley hadn't met in Eden?' ... A very short (5 chapter) Aziraphale's x Crowley story. It doesn't really have an ending and it was originally in my oneshots book for these two. But it was three parts and 10k words- so I decided to make it into its own book. Enjoy! ... Warning: Rated mature for very little (but rather safe than sorry) strong Language.

Ineffable by TheNeekyTree

Crowley and Aziraphale go through what is most likely their most daring, life-risking, but nice and accurate adventure. But is trouble the only thing that's brewing?

Ineffable by PeregrineBones

An angel and a demon aren't supposed to fall in love.... But what happens when they do? As Aziraphale and Crowley fall more deeply in love, the balance starts to shift, and Heaven and Hell start to notice. Meanwhile, Trump is in the White House and the pandemic is raging. Can they save their relationship and the world that they love? Maybe, with the help of Death, the Antichrist and Gaia the life force herself. Trigger warning: Explicit content

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I'd Like for You and I to Go Romancing cover

Good Omens: Our New Beginning (Bad Omens Prequel Novella) cover

Side Mission cover

The ineffable crossover Good Omens X Reader cover

Good Omens: The Bachelor Party (Aziraphale x Crowley) cover

It's Ineffable, Darling [AU] cover

Ineffable cover

Ineffable cover

It ties us together, but I've never been more afraid

Crowley and Aziraphale are tied together, not quite literally but pretty close. In this universe soulmates are "tied" together by means of feeling certain things they feel. The main one is pain, so they can always feel when something is wrong with them. The problem is, they spend 6000 years trying to pretend that they're not each other's soulmate.