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Divorced, Desperate, and Delicious

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Reads 5,048,350
Votes 128,487
Parts 31
Time 6h 32m

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Ever since photographer Lacy Maguire caught her ex playing Pin the Secretary to the Elevator Wall, she's been content with her dog Fabio, her three cats, and a vow of chastity. But all of that changes when the reindeer-antlered Fabio drags in a very desperate, on-the-run detective who decides to take refuge in her house -- a house filled with twinkling lights and a decorated tree. (Okay, so it's February, but she has a broken heart to mend, a Christmas-card shoot to do, and a six-times divorced, match-making mother to appease.) For the first time in a looooong while, Lacy reconsiders her vow. Because sexy Chase Kelly, wounded soul that he may be, would be an oh-so-delicious way of breaking her fast. Now, if she can just keep them both alive and him out of jail....All Rights Reserved

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The Ten Year First Date

Harry and Jeannie Taylor have been married for ten years. But now, thanks to Jeannie's new attitude towards life, they are on the verge of divorce. An all out battle begins as Harry finds himself driven out of his own house and accused of all sorts. Jeannie throws Harry a life line, to make her fall in love with him again or its over - for good! Harry is at a complete loss what to do, and it doesn't get any easier when the kind and gentle barmaid he has met on a night out appears on the scene. After a few disastrous attempts at seduction, Harry realises, after advice from those cloest to him, including best friend Ben, his Godson Mattie, and his sister and brother-in-law, Imogen and Ollie, that the only way he is going get his beloved wife back is to go back. Back to the very night that he proposed to her. London on Christimas Eve...