OCH AI THE NOO! YEE WEE BASTARD! THERES GONNA BE SOME FOOKIN BAD LANGUAGE IN THIS WEE STORY! AND BOLLOX TO ALL YOU WHO DON'T LOVE SCOTLANDIA!!! I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU ENGLAND YE WEE FANNY!! (I'm only Kidding English people! It's just a joke, you are very much welcome here! My parents are actually English but I am in that "it's not a phase MOM" phase so...)All Rights Reserved