The Bad boy Stole My Croc- One Shots
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  • Reads 107
  • Votes 1
  • Parts 14
  • Time 4h 51m
Ongoing, First published Jun 23, 2019
Picture this: You wake up in the middle of the night, swamped in your croc covers and completely and utterly groggy that you look like something from a viral dank meme. You hear a sound, so you sit up and light your bunsen burner, and that's when you see it. Your new neighbour wearing UGGS, clambering halfway through the hole in your basement wall (still managing to look like some sort of Greek god, may I add) holding your MICKY MOUSE CROC. what do you do?

Well, you let out a surprised fart obviously. Then what?
Why, you get revenge of course.

Romance #1
Humour #1
The Wattys winner 2018

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Hey to all of our fans. Due to technical difficulties our famous wattpad book was deleted so we had to make a new account and upload it again. I know I know, its so sad. But life goes on. And for those of ya'll who didnt have the privilege of reading our Watty winners book 'The Bad Boy Stole My Croc' then you're missing out on a wild ride. 

Also, we know that there might be some spelling errors and gramatical mistakes but ya know, who cares. And if you point it out you are a hater and we will take legal action and sue because this book is written from the perspective of a Poot that has spent most of her life locked up in a basement. So sorry if she can't write like Aquinas in his Summa Theologica. We keep it real. We keep it fresh. We keep it lit in Bangladesh.

Anywho, hope you enjoy and leave a like and comment down below to get a shout out in next weeks video!!! 

xoxo- gossip Billy and Clint. :3
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