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Double 0 Idiot

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Time 4h 37m

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Aiyla's life is about to change. This 25 year old criminal psychology student stumbles across a crime scene, running in to the handsome and charming Zane. He turns her perfectly tidy little world upside down. She considers herself an idiot, despite an accident that now allows her to remember and replicate any action, even if she has only seen it once. 

Joining the world of justice as a criminal psychologist she has to figure out how to balance work and life. Though the two start to merge and blend together. Are bad guys as obvious as movies and books make them out to be? Could they be people you see everyday at work? At home? Or... in the mirror?All Rights Reserved

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In Her Head by Nate8256

Zeke Adler was given more abilities than he could imagine by the Nova Corporation, who dreamed of creating a perfect super-soldier, however they didn't account for Zeke's motivation for revenge. With their vast resources, Nova ensured that Zeke wouldn't be seen again, but had no idea that an innocent college girl was about to get in the way of their whole plan. Cleo Cohen, a college girl and Zeke Adler an ordinary guy, were trapped together through the power of a knife and must face the challenges of newly recognised powers, violence and death. One body and two minds, determined to get Zeke's body back and stop Nova with all the help they could get, and prepare for the threat of Nova's new and improved Supersoldier, a sociopath with unbelievable abilities who would do anything to stop them. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Leave me alone!" She yelled as she pushed Zeke away, causing him to fall to the ground. "You can touch me?" Zeke asked shockingly. He stood and composed himself as he began to yell. "Who the fuck are you, how do you know Jiro, and why the fuck did you have the knife? Are you some Nova bitch?" "I don't understand what's going on, I just deliver stuff for assholes to pay for college. I only know the nightclub guy because I've delivered stuff from there and he always asked if I wanted ecstasy! I swear I don't know you or what Nova is!" She replied. !Trigger warning! This story contains strong language, sexual content and strong violence.

You Are the Shell to My Tortoise | ✓ by LotteStarburst

Nolan, an unapproachable guy who ignores the existence of all his schoolmates, sleeps in all of his classes. Normally, this wouldn't be Chelsea Arnold's problem--she does her best to pay attention in class and attends gym like a good, normal student. Unfortunately, she just so happens to be his assigned desk partner in many classes. She's frequently forced to wake him in English class and ends up earning the unofficial title of Nolan's Wake-up Alarm--a title that nobody in the entire school covets. The last thing she wants is to interact with him more than she absolutely has to. One day, their gym teacher sends her to bring him back to class, which he always skips for some reason. When she accidentally shines her flashlight in his sleeping face, it triggers a chain of events that gradually intertwines their lives together. It's hard to be a normal student when you start befriending the school oddball. It doesn't help that he has more secrets than the Big Ben has stairs. ----- Complete. (first person, past tense, slowburn) ----- 1st place in Humor Category of Psychological Novel Reads Contest 2020 (29 Sep 2020) ----- Started: April 28, 2020 Completed: July 23, 2021 Word Count: 160K+ ----- The sequel, The Tortoise and His Sunrise, is up on my profile now!

Broken by saraamazit

"Clementine..." his voice is gentle, as though he's reading my mind. He searches my eyes, concern seeps through his features. I swallow the lump in my throat. I don't like this display of affection. I can take care of myself, I don't need his or anyone's help. "I'm fine. I can take care of myself," my voice wavers towards the end, making me doubt myself. Can I? If he hadn't been there, I could be dead. He steps towards me and tucks a hair strand from my face behind my ear, eyes still locked on mine. A shiver runs down my spine at his touch, I'm completely captivated. He nods and caresses the side of my face. I subconsciously nuzzle my face into the palm of his hand, his touch spreads a surprising warmth across my entire body. "I know you can..." he says softly, "You just don't have to." --- Being the daughter of a famous celebrity is a great thing, for most. For Clementine? Not so much. Clementine Charmant has been hiding from the public eye since the tormenting events of her childhood. It's for her own safety and protection, her mother tells her. And it's true. She knows what he is, she knows who he is, and she knows what he's capable of. She's content with her life in New York. For the most part. She has a good job... An awesome and loyal best friend who lives thousands of miles away... And a plan. A plan to breeze through senior year unobtrusively and start fresh at Columbia University after graduating. When Clementine receives striking news that she would be moving back to LA for her senior year; to where her best friend is, to where everything happened, to where HE is... She is more than conflicted. Will a year in the place she used to call home change her plans and life forever?

Oh, That Russian Accent by mill3277

"For fucks sake! What did you do?" A very angry voice asks me. Holy shit! That is definitely Dimitri. I can recognize that accent anywhere after our discussion in class today. "Holy shit. I'm so sorry. I thought you were a burglar or a rapist following me," I try to apologize. "Shut the fuck up!" He yells, making me flinch. It quickly shut my mouth up though. I didn't like being talked to like that, but then again, I just sprayed him in the eyes with a fuckin' pepper-spray. _____ Ruby Derman has to attend college 7 hours away from her home and her dad. She quickly falls into place, but a young, angry guy catches her eye in class. However, she quickly finds out it keep away, as she sees how he treats people. He is arrogant and sinister, but she can't ignore the feeling she gets every time they're near each other. What will happen when two completely opposite people find out, that they're actually not that different from each other? Keep reading to find out.

Sweet But Psycho by Gigiarako

Aileeta Cortez, an 18 year old Italian. she looks like any normal teenage girl but she holds a bad reputation. she's sent to England to carryout an almost impossible mission. Alex Colebert, a 19 year old European boy who crosses paths with Aileeta in Oakham college, England. ************ "Don't be fooled by my beauty and age cold butt or whatever you call yourself" I grin wickedly at him, loving how the fear burns all over his face, I love fear, it boosts my ego. I take slow strides closer to him, he struggles to break loose from the chair he's tied to but it's just a waste of time. I'm now very close to him, my knees brushing his shaky ones. I place one leg on the side of the chair he's seated on and pull out a pistol from my waistband. I look into his hazelnut eyes for his reaction. scared, confused, just the reaction I was dying for. "Holy shit that's a gun" he exclaims "I told you earlier not to be fooled. I'm evil, wicked, I'm the devil, I rob banks, innocent people, I derive joy from people's pain and fear, I get wealth by doing dare devil jobs-" I cut myself in, not wanting to leak too much info. I've said just about enough already. "I still love you " he spat, glaring intently at me. mine widens in shock I quickly mask it over with an emotionless and bored expression. I close up our space once more. "Even if I am ready to blow out your brain? don't you think it's a little too soon for you to use the word "love" ?it's pretty strong!! " I press the gun on his temple, my finger lingering on the trigger. *********

Lilah by AshlynPope

#1 in Young Adult #9 in Badboy #1 in Cold #3 in Goodgirl #1 in Sweetheart #14 in Love *Currently available at Amazon!!!* He'd never met someone with such a bubbly personality. Not to mention the wildness and odd phrases she'd say every five minutes. He hates it. He hates how he can't stay away from it. He hates what she does to him; it's not like him to chase after some girl. She gets under his skin like no other. She'd never met someone with such a bad attitude. He's ill-mannered and menacing. The glare never seems to leave his face. Considering it all, she can't help but feel the attraction toward him. Dangerous attraction toward a seemingly dangerous man. Maybe it's the tattoos on his arm that gets her attention. Or maybe it's because she can tell there's hope for good under his rough exterior. And she's about to find that, whether he likes it or not. It's no secret that the two of them are complete and total opposites. ~~~ "You like being called Sugar, don't you?" I tease, placing my toothbrush back after finishing. He does the same and gives me a side-eyed scowl. He grips my chin harshly and kisses me. My body temperature raises a good ten degrees and my right leg goes all wiggly. He pulls away. "You like it when I kiss you, don't you?" He teases the same way I did to him and I'm left blubbering. "I think both of our questions are rhetorical," I lower my voice up at him. His lip curls up into a smirk. ~~~ *Warning* This story contains mature themes (language, scenes, etc.)

The Art of Griffin by Amy_112

I look at his arms tense as he drags the needle over his client, his tattooed bicep bulges and a vein on his forehead becomes prominent as he focuses on the design. It is a beautiful sight, his green eyes move away for the clients body and raise to meet mine. "Daze, you need to stop looking at me like that" I shake my head to clear my thoughts as I feel my cheeks heating up. "Like what?" my voice sounds breathless. A smirk appears on his face "Like you want me to come over and take you now, as much as I would love to I'm a little bit busy". I cough in shock and turn around to cover up my embarrassment as I hear him laughing behind me. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ After the loss of her parents, Daisy's best friend Sophies parents taking her in and it's time for her and Soph to make their way to college. Living with Sophies tattooed older half brother Griffin, how will introverted Daisy adjust to college and living with Griffin. He cocky, standoffish and ridiculously hot. Will sparks fly or will it turn out to be a disaster. You never know how life's going to work out especially when an equally hot guy enters her life.

Our Secret (being edited) by hiwan3408

The famous singer/songwriter, Elena Matthews, is forced to take a one year leave from her career when her sister's previous school shuts down. Her sister decides she wants to enrol in a public school, something she has never done before, to know what it's like to be a normal high school student. What she doesn't know is that Elena has spent the last two years of her life hiding her worst fear from her family. She has secrets no one knows about, secrets she's been hiding to keep those around her safe. However, what Elena least expects is for her two worlds to collide all because of two boys she meets at school. * * * Elena headed towards the door. She was about to turn the doorknob when his next words froze her in place. "How do you think you'll sister will react if she finds out what you do?" asked Lucas. She slowly turned to face the two with a raised brow, "Meaning?" "Think about it," urged Cole, "How do you think everyone would react if they found out what you do during your spare time, especially your sister." She narrowed her eyes ."Are you blackmailing me?" she asked crossing her arms and raising her chin. "No, I never said that." Cole held up his hands yet grinning mischievously. "We're just saying that it would be in your best interest, along with ours if you joined us." shrugged Lucas. "You can't prove anything," she bluffed. A devious smile speared across Cole's face while Lucas grinned wickedly, "Oh, we both know you don't believe that." ------------------- The events and places are completely fictional along with the characters. Any resemblance is probably coincidental. Also if any of you feel like making me a better cover, please do.

ENAMORADO (COMPLETED) (BEING EDITED) by mystery_ts

He had that kind of visage that stopped you in your tracks. There was a sudden pose in my natural expression. I gaped openly as I descried his Sharp jaw and cheekbones. Body built like a brick carved to perfection. Dark brows were graceful and neat as I inquired to myself if my features are as perfect as this human. Seriously though who created this bundle of creativity. Bristly coiffured dark chocolate hair sheltering his forehead. With our guns still conical on to each other's heads my eyes escalated quickly keen for his eyes. When they finally encountered, I was met with two blazing alluring hazel eyes gazing right into me, of course, the blush that accompanied me was a dead give-away. I could apprise to the fact that we both nevermore presumed this inconvenient situation thus I did what I had to do. ******************************** A twain of mafia bloodline in aversion for decades. A Spanish ancestry hosting beheaded men at Quinceañeara's and a Brazilian pedigree with a forte of assassinating. When both families agree to harmony, they consign Camilla and Alejandro on a mission to terminate a man who doesn't exist in sequence to fall in love and end the rivalry. Hence what Camilla didn't expect was an arresting gentleman of a superior kind and Alejandro, to find a woman with vision and beauty at a gunpoint but with the Russians intruding for specific files, things get dizzy.

Clandestine | 18+ by Rosaliexreads

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫? _______________________ They say to fear the devil. They say to pray to god in hopes of keeping the devil away. But they don't know that the devil can hear their prayers too. They say there is only good and bad. They say there is both a devil and a god. But what happens when only the devil, two negatives of the same kind become one? Not knowing that the other is also a devil? She has a high pitched voice everyday. 𝑇𝑜 ℎ𝑖𝑑𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑟𝑢𝑡ℎ𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑎𝑡 𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡. He wears suits. 𝑇𝑜 ℎ𝑖𝑑𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑑. She's famous to the world because of her dad. 𝑆ℎ𝑒'𝑠 𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑘𝑛𝑖𝑓𝑒. He is the most ruthless. 𝑂𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑙𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑙 𝑎𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑟 She never opens her heart. 𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑜𝑛𝑐𝑒 _______________________ 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰? 18+, read trigger warnings.

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In Her Head

Zeke Adler was given more abilities than he could imagine by the Nova Corporation, who dreamed of creating a perfect super-soldier, however they didn't account for Zeke's motivation for revenge. With their vast resources, Nova ensured that Zeke wouldn't be seen again, but had no idea that an innocent college girl was about to get in the way of their whole plan. Cleo Cohen, a college girl and Zeke Adler an ordinary guy, were trapped together through the power of a knife and must face the challenges of newly recognised powers, violence and death. One body and two minds, determined to get Zeke's body back and stop Nova with all the help they could get, and prepare for the threat of Nova's new and improved Supersoldier, a sociopath with unbelievable abilities who would do anything to stop them. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Leave me alone!" She yelled as she pushed Zeke away, causing him to fall to the ground. "You can touch me?" Zeke asked shockingly. He stood and composed himself as he began to yell. "Who the fuck are you, how do you know Jiro, and why the fuck did you have the knife? Are you some Nova bitch?" "I don't understand what's going on, I just deliver stuff for assholes to pay for college. I only know the nightclub guy because I've delivered stuff from there and he always asked if I wanted ecstasy! I swear I don't know you or what Nova is!" She replied. !Trigger warning! This story contains strong language, sexual content and strong violence.