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(So, as you're reading this, I accidentally deleted my description and I'm fucking PISSED. I WAS AT LIKE, ONE THOUSAND EIGHTY HUNDRED AND SOMETHING NOW I GOTTA START ALL OVER AGAIN AKAGKDVAKAHSKDHJS)

If you're a guy, come on in, but if you're a girl, just change the "he" and stuff to "she", oh, and become a shemale. If you ARE one, then just follow the boys. You'll know what to do next.


The Wii Girl...
They say that she's been single since.. well, forever!
Rejected every man/woman that has ever asked her out.

Not you though.
N-NOT SAYING THAT YOU ASKED HER OUT BUT UHH-
I'm saying that moto moto likes you.

Yes.
She might have a crush on you
And you might have a crush on her.

I mean, who woulda thought, you know?
An easy target to pick on (you), dating a star(Wii Girl)?
....

Heh
I guess some people ARE lucky after all.
It was that one day.

That one brush of your hands~.
That one smile~.
...That one day where you accidentally spilt your double ristretto venti nonfat organic chocolate brownie frappucino extra hot with foam and whipped cream upside down double blended Starbucks coffee on her blue cocktail dress, and had to buy her dinner.

It all came down to this.


(Y/N) (L/N), also known as Bullseye. Not because you had a good aim, but because you were a good target. Every kid used to pick on you, even the quiet ones.

(Trust me, you know shit's real when the quiet kid does something that's not quite their cup of tea)

Your parents left you for dead, and your other family members thought less of you.
"Pathetic." They said. "Can't even get a fucking job."

WELL YOU'LL SHOW THEM.

YOU'LL KICK THEIR FUCKING ASS AND TELL THEM THAT YOU WON'T TAKE BEING CALLED PATHETIC AND WORTHLESS ANYMORE.

Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk, comment #cheese if you're still reading, and thank you for being a veteran and going through that shit of a description. Also, you do have a job but your bravery is the equivalent of shit, so you don't really have the guts to face them about it.All Rights Reserved

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{CURRENTLY UNPUBLISHED} 10/2/25 Edit: this book has been removed from Wattpad, but the characters live on in a published series titled The Wildflower Series, which can be found on Amazon and in bookstores. Alive at Night, Awake at Dawn, Attached at Heart are available now. Already at Risk, which follows Collins' brother Cameron, is coming on October 16th. Thank you so much! When a college freshman with a learning disability and a reputation collides with a straight-A, straight-laced girl in the dorm kitchen one night, he sees the darkest parts of himself reflected in her. But the two of them resist acknowledging their hidden truths, and their forbidden connection, until ignoring it all becomes too perilous. *** Bren meets Madie during his first week at college, and he's certain he should have nothing to do with her. First of all, Madie has a boyfriend. And second of all, Madie's boyfriend radiates a toxicity that Bren only just escaped from growing up. But knowing what he should do doesn't help him at all. Madie might be completely entwined with her abusive boyfriend, but Bren quickly becomes determined to unravel her. But can Bren open Madie's eyes to the truth before it's too late? *** "Don't go back to being treated like you're not real." Madie's lips parted, and I couldn't read the expression on her face. But we were so close now. "You're real, Madie. Feel it." "I feel it," came her breathy reply. When it came to her, I was weak. My legs couldn't hold me anymore, and I slid down. Landing on my knees, I kneeled back against the bottom of the cold door, letting it cool my hot skin. "Good girl." The words were more of a pant; I could barely catch a breath with the way my heart was racing. But I had to tell her, talk to her. "Now, never forget it. Never forget the way you feel right now, Madie." **MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY** This story contains sensitive topics such as abuse, violence, and explicit sexual content.

Falling for My Friend's Crush by SpokenUnkown69

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