A Step Guide to How to Kill Yourself
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Last published Fri, Jun 28, 2019
I'm pretty sure everyone knows the worlds most awesome and amazingly suicidal vigilante, right? Well my life's similar to his.
I'm talking about Deadpool if you didn't catch on.
Tragic backstory? Maybe not
Love life? None existent
Death of my family and loved ones? Not really.
Dying from cancer? Actually no yikes
So maybe we don't have a lot in common but I know one thing that weve got in common,
Immortality.
[ Warnings ]
•Depressing shit (duh)
•failed suicide, like, a lot (Hes like Deadpool of course there is suicide)
•Drug use
•lots of death
•mentions of blood and gore
•CRaCk head story
•Dark humor (again, based on Deadpool duh)
All characters used in this book are REAL people, aka my real life friends who've consent I've gotten to use their names.
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