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A Step Guide to How to Kill Yourself

JustLookingAround69

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Parts 2
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JustLookingAround69

bloodandgore crackfic deadpoolinspired death immortal imnotjokinglikelotsofsuicides likelotsofdeath moredeath pain pansexual realcharacters suicide swearing

I'm pretty sure everyone knows the worlds most awesome and amazingly suicidal vigilante, right? Well my life's similar to his. 

I'm talking about Deadpool if you didn't catch on. 

Tragic backstory? Maybe not

Love life? None existent

Death of my family and loved ones? Not really. 

Dying from cancer? Actually no yikes

So maybe we don't have a lot in common but I know one thing that weve got in common,

Immortality.


[ Warnings ]

•Depressing shit (duh)
•failed suicide, like, a lot (Hes like Deadpool of course there is suicide) 
•Drug use
•lots of death
•mentions of blood and gore
•CRaCk head story 
•Dark humor (again, based on Deadpool duh) 


All characters used in this book are REAL people, aka my real life friends who've consent I've gotten to use their names.All Rights Reserved

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(Discontinued) 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳. 𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘈𝘜𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘚𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘐 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥, 𝘢 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳. 𝘠𝘦𝘴, 𝘺𝘦𝘴, 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘢, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵. 𝘚𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘌𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦, 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘦𝘵 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘵 𝘈𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘢, 𝘊𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘢, 𝘙𝘢𝘻𝘻 𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 (𝘺𝘦𝘵). 𝘐𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵, 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦. So much for "true love lasts throughout the multi verse" huh? Who knows, you may learn something about the meaning of life, and the depth of love in this fic. wink But this story? This story is but of a 𝙁𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙮. 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘱 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴