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The Best Baker in the Universe and Encounters with the Sword of Ultimate Truth

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Reads 97
Votes 41
Parts 21
Time 1h 33m

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A completely out there Fantasy humor story that can count the number of hecks it gives on a four-time amputees fingers. 
The Mundane Villian- who isn't really that evil,  he just wants some baked goods- discovers the Best Baker in the Universe, who just happens to be Marty's Mom. Marty is then shoved into his hero's journey with a crabby sidekick, a love interest everyone seems to have a crush on and "The Brotherhood of the Loop," who really don't know what a cult is.
Not to mention, the Sword of Ultimate Truth. That's very important for some reason.All Rights Reserved

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The Blood Witch

When you come from the bloodthirsty gods and goddesses, you become bloodthirsty yourself. When they force you to feel their power, or either make your life a hellish experience in order to get what they want from you, chances are, you'll do what they tell you to. Bloodthirsty gods. Painful games that force people to fight to the death in order to get a small chance of survival. Love that turns tragic. Mythical beings who are all very much real. And of course, lots and lots of chaos and magic. If this sounds interesting, check this story out. You will meet the Blood Witch, forced to kill for the bloodthirsty gods who have taken her captive. You'll meet the warlocks who are kind, not evil, and all want to protect their friends and family. You'll be faced with the gods of this world, who are all very twisted and demented, a bit more evil than you'd think originally.