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The Best Baker in the Universe and Encounters with the Sword of Ultimate Truth

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Reads 97
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Parts 21
Time 1h 33m

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A completely out there Fantasy humor story that can count the number of hecks it gives on a four-time amputees fingers. 
The Mundane Villian- who isn't really that evil,  he just wants some baked goods- discovers the Best Baker in the Universe, who just happens to be Marty's Mom. Marty is then shoved into his hero's journey with a crabby sidekick, a love interest everyone seems to have a crush on and "The Brotherhood of the Loop," who really don't know what a cult is.
Not to mention, the Sword of Ultimate Truth. That's very important for some reason.All Rights Reserved

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Lies Of A Thousand Lives 【COMPLETED】

Highest renk #3 in science fiction BOOK #1 OF "THE THOUSANDS" SERIES "You wrote that prophecy." I accused her, narrowing my eyes at her. "Yes... I did." Can somebody just slap her in the face? "It was my best composition. And that says something, since I'm actually a modest girl. The prophecy about Donald Trump was literally: Be aware of the Cheetos running for president. I was lazy at the time." She shrugged. *** If you're looking for a hero, turn around and go look somewhere else pal, because this one here ain't one. And yet again, Angus is dragged into a life that has him so confused with all the monsters trying to adopt him, and ghosts flirting with him and zombie centaurs and prophecies and BLOODY MEDUSA!!! To don't mention that damned parasite soul in him that gets angry when Angus refuses to die. Like seriously?!!! Always forgetting his sword when running to his death, with his jeans falling off at the worst time possible, the sarcasm that will probably get him killed one day and being the annoying piece of sh-anyway... Angus has to fight against himself and Ancient spirits to get alive out of this mess. But like the mighty and powerful Doctor Strange once said: "Try me Beyoncé."