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Tagswtfiswrongwithme
ok so this isn't something anyone will understand unless I explain it so here:
me and my friends over on amino are fucking insane and because of that we thought it would be cool to write a story based off our chat. enjoy our crack head story!
Big thank you to my friends over on Amino for helping me write this shit uwu
plant- big brother
bloodclaw- sister
mayy- sister
harrison- mom
purrdy- pet cat(don't ask)
nik- random Human I put in the story
raccon(rac)- bloodclaws best friend
Honey- gold fish
we made this out of sheer boredom so it's kinda weird
sOrRy nOT SoRRy
Please remember this is a joke so don't be an ass about anything. Trust me this is way better than alot if stuff on this website uwu. this is just something to make you laugh
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