The phrase I hear most when I tell people I am a middle school assistant principal is "I could never do that, God bless you." What those people don't know is I spoke with God and he didn't offer any blessing, he just said good luck as he ran out of the building. Middle school life is day to day crazy with the hormones, body changes (I talk SpongeBob with a student who has a thicker beard than I have) and the emotional roller coaster everyone is on, including teachers and parents. Here you will get a firsthand look at the craziest moments that happen each day in the building I hope not to burn to the ground.