sh*t in middle school
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Ongoing, First published Jun 29, 2019
"dont talk like that!" "go play with some barbie dolls instead of fiddling with those scrunchies of yours!" "dont swear and just play with your barbie dolls!" "act you age!" "how old are you? Youre 11, wow you dont seem like it since you act like a high schooler!". these are questios i hear half of the time in my life. it can get pretty tiring, and i hateee seeing these. so im 11 and i cuss, make high school kinda jokes, know about the latest memes, and not really awkward. i like to see myself as a 6th grader with a high schooler stuck inside of me and they will never come out untill im dead. pls dont go on my storys and say 'uR tO yOunGgG" or "wHy dO yOu aCt liKe thAt" and "wHy dO yOu watCh tHe oFFiCe yoUrE tO yoUng fOr thAt shOw". and i act like this because in middle school (specifically a magnet school) they give out ALOT of home work, while on the internet people expect me to act like jojo siwa, its becuase i dont think a 6 year old can do 100,000 papers in a day. if you think that you are on crack or cocaine mr, ms, mrs (i hope you not a 27 year old here to make fun of a 11 year old for not acting like jojo siwa)
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Canada can't stand his stepbrothers two states Maine and Vermont. Reason? They are copies of him. Cold winters, pine trees, maple syrup, brow- wait, maple syrup?! Canada can't have copies of him but Maine and Vermont are best friends and don't mind the similarites. USA doesn't understand Canada's frustration but not until something extreme happens. What can that be? And can Canada ever become friends with the two states? Written in a humorous style, join the 3 on a arguing adventure to best friends. In first person so it's narrated by Maine. It alternates tho, but mostly Maine is speaking. **** -Me like Canada? He's kidding! Vermont and Me are like nothing compared to Canada. I love mooses, just don't tell Alaska or else he'll pick me up and put me in the snow on an alaskan trail! Mooses are also part of Canada, right? Vermont then comes to me.- Vermont: Yo Maine! Maine: Hey Vermont! Vermont: Wassup? Maine: Nothing, wassup with you? Vermont: Beautiful New England weather don't ya think? Maine: I agree Comrade. Vermont: Sceince when did you become Russian? Maine: I mean friend. Stupid Russia and America. Vermont: Don't blame dad, he's trying to keep us safe! Maine: Your right! -Vermont gives the best pep-talks. I mean, he is my best friend.-