My Family Steals

Honestly I wrote this story many years ago and have updated it a few times over the years. Upon reading it again, I realized that it is timeless, even if a few of the participants have passed on. Just an FYI the members of my family who have read my stories think they are hilarious even if it exposes them a little more than they would like.
I enjoy writing about my family because I am lucky enough to be born in to a family of eccentrics- and I wouldn't have it any other way. Otherwise I would be writing stories called "My Family Is Perfect" and "Sober Grandma."