Good Omens Oneshots
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  • Reads 608,041
  • Votes 23,582
  • Parts 154
  • Time 8h 46m
Ongoing, First published Jul 01, 2019
A collection of oneshots based on the book and show, Good Omens.

Included canon pairings and reader pairings.
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You'll Never Get To Heaven (if you're scared of getting high) cover
Take These Broken Wings And Learn To Fly cover
Tickety-Boo (Ineffable Husbands Week 2019) cover
Bad Omens 8: Ye Saga Comes To An End  cover
Good Omens: The Ineffable Family Chronicles  cover
Ineffable Husbands (Thingies) cover
Heartstopper One-shots cover
The ineffable crossover Good Omens X Reader  cover
Ineffable One Shots  cover
Good Omens: Our New Beginning (Bad Omens Prequel Novella) cover

You'll Never Get To Heaven (if you're scared of getting high)

29 parts Complete Mature

Good Omens. Crowley and Aziraphale pose as husbands for a house party, because Aziraphale is bad at saying no (to anyone but Crowley and anyone trying to buy books). Crowley thinks this is a good chance to prove himself the perfect potential demon husband to a fussy angel. But things get complicated fast. Really complicated. A lot of pining, a lot of shopping and restaurants and party games, some near misses, but no sex until chapter 24 (and all of 25).