The Genealogy of the Adam'ant

What if everything you believe is a lie? What if Jesus (or what ever god you believe exists) never even existed? What if everyone was damned to eternal torment, before they were even born, without a chance of escape? It's true, I've lived with the reality for more than 20 years. And the people of the world don't make it any easier.
The words and numbers in Genesis, thought to be the genealogies of the first people, are actually part of an astronomical chart.
There are 21 (male) names in the bible, for which three ages are given. Age at the time of a son's birth, number of years lived after that, and age of death. Every name, Adam through Isaac. The pattern ends there. The sum of those numbers is 23852. Jacob is listed as Isaac's son, so his name could be added to the chart. Only his age at death (147) is given. 23852 + 147 = 23999. Assuming the numbers represent a day, 23.852 / 23999 = 0.99387. The sidereal orbit of the Earth is listed as 0.99726968 days (all links to sources can be found inside the book). Assuming the numbers are hours, it's one hour short of 1000 days. The groups of numbers within the chart, when divided by 24 (yields days) and 7 (yields weeks), are whole or almost whole numbers.
The sum of each column is 2106, 9820 and 11926. The gravity of the Earth is about 9.820 m/s^2. I calculated the ratios of the sums. 2106 / 2106 = 1, 9820 / 2106 = 4.66286, 11926 / 2106 = 5.66286. The formula for square arcminutes in a sphere is 466 560 000 / pi. I then calculated the lowest (near) whole number ratios. 1 * 3 = 3, 4.66286 * 3 = 13.988 (14), 566.286 * 3 = 16.988 (17). Those numbers are close (and related) to the digits found in pi (3. 14 15.9).
Enoch (65, 300, 365) is related to the inch, Jared (162, 800, 962) /yared/ to the yard, and Mahalaleel to the mile. There are 36 inches in a yard, and 36.5 enochs in a yared. There are 1760 yards in a mile, and (800 + 962) 1762 yareds in a mahalaleel. Whatever you believe, I'm right. . . and I'll see you in hell.