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Ongoing33m
Last published Wed, Nov 18, 2015
Have you ever been cursed? I have and it is a %$@%%#$@. I'm not saying anything you stupid curse! Agggggh! Its bad enough I can't die until I figure out what I did to get Death indebted to the point where he gave me a painless (no seriously, my nerves work, but no pain) until judgement day life as his representative but then that (censored for sanity) cursed me to never swear again. no curse words. How long until the energy she gives to this runs out I have no idea. But you're just wondering, who is this maniac who is ranting about curses? I am James Nothing, a wandering, slightly insane guy stuck for the rest of eternity at sixteen. SIXTEEN!
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