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cleithrophobia

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Reads 72
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Parts 1
Time 24m

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( writing collab between @valentinowrites 
and @canqdian )


"i'd like to make myself believe, that planet earth turns slowly." 

some of the south park kids are being idiots, but that was the usual, so it wasn't very shocking. on eric cartman's birthday eric himself suggests that they raid the space rockets at nasa for the night, and barely anyone declines because, after all, it WAS his birthday. with the help of the undeniably intelligent birthday boy, they all sneak into nasa on the special holiday and simply fly away in two separate space rockets before they can be caught. but, to everyone's dismay once they finally get up there, they realize just then that they have no idea how to get back down to earth, and have only a weeks worth of food supplies for all of them to share. they need to get back to earth, but nobody knows that they're up in the galaxy. what will they do? and how will they get back down?All Rights Reserved

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