Splatoon Shitposts
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Last published Thu, May 7, 2020
"If you cannot handle cussing don't read or test failed." -CQ
"Random shitposts, because I am a shitpostgenerator." -Tartar
"Actually your a phone." -CQ
"Sea Cucumber do the disclaimer."- Tartar
"Author doesn't own shit, pulled it off tumblr. but hey they are funny... I guess." -CQ
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