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Splatoon Shitposts

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Reads 1,596
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Parts 22
Time <5 mins

CommanderTartar

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"If you cannot handle cussing don't read or test failed." -CQ
"Random shitposts, because I am a shitpostgenerator." -Tartar
"Actually your a phone." -CQ
"Sea Cucumber do the disclaimer."- Tartar
"Author doesn't own shit, pulled it off tumblr. but hey they are funny... I guess." -CQAll Rights Reserved

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