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Splatoon Shitposts

CommanderTartar

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Reads 1,572
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Parts 22
Time <5 mins

CommanderTartar

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"If you cannot handle cussing don't read or test failed." -CQ
"Random shitposts, because I am a shitpostgenerator." -Tartar
"Actually your a phone." -CQ
"Sea Cucumber do the disclaimer."- Tartar
"Author doesn't own shit, pulled it off tumblr. but hey they are funny... I guess." -CQAll Rights Reserved

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The Grudge Syndrome by PickledPlun

In the world of Inkopolis, squid kids and octo kids compete in war-like battles with turf for fun. Enjoying themselves, they live their lives trying to be the freshest on the block and showing off their sick skills. Word got out about an accident involving S4 member Aloha, S+ ranker Rider, and that one blue haired kid. Their teammates and friends meet up with them to see if they are alright, but something strange starts to happen. It's not just Aloha acting weird anymore, it's everyone. DISCLAIMER: This is a fanfiction of the Splatoon CoroCoro manga by Sankichi Hinodeya. I do not own these characters nor do I encourage the violent actions in this story. These events do not happen or relate to the real characters or the real manga. There is swearing, violence, gore, and minor head canons. Some events may be sensitive to some readers. Cover art created by the second writer. Second writer: @enperryart (wrote as Rider, Stealth Goggles, School Uniform, Gloves, Emperor, Eging Jr, N-Pacer, Squinja, Inkfall, Mask, Designer Headphones, School Asymmetry, and other minor characters in the Square.) (@PickledPlun wrote as Goggles, Aloha, Specs, Headphones, Bobble Hat, Snorkel, Octoglasses, Straw, Bamboo Hat, Skull, Prince, Full Moon Glasses, Jersey, Straps, Clip-ons, Half-Rimz, Army, Iromaki Rangers, Tennis Headband, School Short, School Long, School Bun, Clams Facemask, Knit Hat, Hockey, Hachi, Nana, Afro, Pony, Laceless, Backwards, Jungle Hat, Beanie, Cleats, and parts of characters listed above.) Setting and location descriptions vary between writers.

Goretober 2024 by namescape

HERE WERE GO AGAIN ROUND TWO MOTHERFCK But with Blueberror/Swap Bc what better way to love my favorite character than to rip out his soul!! ‼️MASSIVE TRIGGER WARNING ‼️ ‼️THERE WILL BE CHARACTER DEATH‼️ ‼️AND SELF HARM ‼️ ‼️I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM BUT YES‼️ ‼️BE WARNED‼️ ⭐️ Also prof reading is dead in these challenges so grammar and proper word placement is not guaranteed I gotchu 👉👉👉 1. Cannibalism 2. Sharp objects 3. Asphyxiation 4. Gut spill 5. Amputation 6. Bugs 7. Accident 8. Beaten/bruised 9. Torture 10. Masochist 11. Slasher 12. Burns 13. Sliced 14. Eyes 15. Self-inflicted 16. Decomposing 17. Too much Blood 18. Candy Gore 19. Bones 20. Impaled 21. Holes 22. Surgery 23. Vivisection 24. Teeth 25. Body Horror 26. Nosebleed 27. Stitches 28. Blunt force trauma 29. Disease 30. Vomit 31. Aftermath Art by @thestrongestjewel on Tumblr Underswap belongs to Popcornpr1nce Blueberrror belongs to Loverofpiggies -{POSTED Oct 1, 2024}- -{FINISHED Oct 31, 2024}- Next year will probably Nightmare w/ or w/out his lackeys 🏅 #3 in Blueberror Oct31, 2024 🥇 #1 in Goretober(2024) Oct 31, 2024

SMG4: He's Gotta Be Safe by ZER09294

(Written before Western Spaghetti) TAKES PLACE AFTER THE EVENTS OF "SMG4 Movie: IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT" After the whole "Perfect Video" incident with SMG4, SMG3 vouches to never let it happen again. However, uncertainty and instability becomes more prevalent amongst them as time goes by, and they both need to realize what's happening before it's too late. (Cover updated on September 26th, 2023) [Voted #3 SMG4 Fanfic by SMG4 TWT]

Smg4: Incorrect Quotes by NpandaxX

Enjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Original Character belongs to me) *Hope you readers enjoy*

Into the Light by RaveDoggTV

What would you do when you have nearly lost your family, your home...everything that you had cherished? You take matters into your own hands and deliver the hand of vengeance on your enemies who dare to threaten everyone's future. Once more, a story will shape the destiny of the universe as we dive Into the Light. Warning: The following story contains content suitable only for mature audiences. Viewer discretion is advised. This story, as a whole, is meant to be a reimagined version of the original 'Into the Light' that I wrote 3.5 years ago. There will be alterations to what I wrote in the original book, but I will be expanding the story greatly and giving more insight into the lore as a whole. Please don't get too mad that this is not the same Into the Light you knew and loved. I hope you enjoy the story, and let's get started! Expanded story inspired by High School DxD, Fairy Tail, Persona 5, Final Fantasy, Warhammer 40k, and other sources Splatoon is owned by Nintendo, Hisashi Nogami, and Shintaro Sato Splatoon Manga is owned by Sankichi Hinodeya, CoroCoro Comics, and VIZ Media and is officially branded by Nintendo High School DxD is owned by Ichiei Ishibumi, Miyama-Zero, Fujimi Shobo, Passione, and Crunchyroll

[OLD] We're Friends Now, Aren't We? (SMG34) by DeltaruinedCoco37

(Takes place after the IGBP movie) ''Really? You'd do that for me?'' ''Eh, sure. Whatever. I kinda own that Starbucks, you know.'' ''I...I don't know what to say! Thank you so much, Three...'' ''Heh. We're friends now, aren't we? Even I wouldn't want to see you on the streets, Four.'' ~~~ After the IGBP movie, the SMG4 crew is left with a gaping demonic pit where the castle once stood, but ignoring Princess Peach, everyone still has a place to stay. Except Four, of course. SMG4 had originally planned to stay with Mario, but at the last minute he backed out of the offer, not wanting to impose on Luigi. Back to square one, it seemed... until his old rival decided to help him out, just this once. For some weird reason. (Cover art by me) (Also this'll probably be really short but thanks for reading anyway if you do) (Ranked #1 in #SMG34 as of 7/10/23) (Ranked #1 in #SMG4 as of 2/15/24)

S4 SHENANIGANS- head cannons, incorrect quotes, and art | Splatoon Coroika Manga by LochNessLobster

Welcome to the random book of S4 Shenanigans. A splatoon manga (fanfic ig?) containing head cannons, incorrect quotes, one shot thingies, ships, fanart, and other random sheetz that exists in my mind just waiting to get onto paper(or uhhh screen in this case?!) Now that my 8 brain cells have come to an agreement to do this, I hope you enjoy this book featuring yours truly: Army Aloha Mask And of course, the one and only Skull. Ft. Others lol Requests are open! Tell me to do stuff cause I need ideas. This includes APPROPRIATE ships. Thank you. Legit come hang we just b vibin here. ((A-and one more thing... it might include some swearing and brief discussions of serious topics. Enjoy!)) #1 in Aloha #4 in s4(hehe) #1 in splatoonoctoexpansion

SMG4: A Tragedy On Anime Island by NoReasonPhilosopher

Months have passed since the crew has been on Anime Island. Everything is almost normal again, but that's all going to change. No matter what happens, Anime Island always finds a way to call them back. Will their escapade end well for all? We'll just have to wait and see. DISCLAIMER: This story, the events depicted within, and any outcomes that may occur are in NO WAY canon to SMG4; this is purely my own thought. I own no characters within the story, whether they belong to Nintendo or SMG4

Better Eight Than Never by Splattershotsundae

When Octolings, a species previously thought extinct, begin causing trouble on the surface, only Splattershot Sundae and mysterious people called agents 1, 2, and 3 can stop them. Can they force them back before they ruin splatfest? Direct sequel to You're A Skwidd now. Finished Story Contains Violence, Ableism, Homophobia, brief mentions of vomit, and consistent strong language.

All because of stupid Mario Kart (SMG34 fanfiction) by mariowantspaghetti

The SMG4 crew had fun playing a game. Seeing that SMG3 and SMG4 are arguing again, Tari has an idea: they must make a Mario Kart cup, and whoever loses is the other's slave and has to do whatever the winner says. What will happen? It's up to you ; )... Warning : s*xual thoughts, might be say gex, yknow what i mean, and other shit Enjoy reading ! I don't own any of the SMG4 characters. I don't own any of Nintendo characters.

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The Grudge Syndrome

In the world of Inkopolis, squid kids and octo kids compete in war-like battles with turf for fun. Enjoying themselves, they live their lives trying to be the freshest on the block and showing off their sick skills. Word got out about an accident involving S4 member Aloha, S+ ranker Rider, and that one blue haired kid. Their teammates and friends meet up with them to see if they are alright, but something strange starts to happen. It's not just Aloha acting weird anymore, it's everyone. DISCLAIMER: This is a fanfiction of the Splatoon CoroCoro manga by Sankichi Hinodeya. I do not own these characters nor do I encourage the violent actions in this story. These events do not happen or relate to the real characters or the real manga. There is swearing, violence, gore, and minor head canons. Some events may be sensitive to some readers. Cover art created by the second writer. Second writer: @enperryart (wrote as Rider, Stealth Goggles, School Uniform, Gloves, Emperor, Eging Jr, N-Pacer, Squinja, Inkfall, Mask, Designer Headphones, School Asymmetry, and other minor characters in the Square.) (@PickledPlun wrote as Goggles, Aloha, Specs, Headphones, Bobble Hat, Snorkel, Octoglasses, Straw, Bamboo Hat, Skull, Prince, Full Moon Glasses, Jersey, Straps, Clip-ons, Half-Rimz, Army, Iromaki Rangers, Tennis Headband, School Short, School Long, School Bun, Clams Facemask, Knit Hat, Hockey, Hachi, Nana, Afro, Pony, Laceless, Backwards, Jungle Hat, Beanie, Cleats, and parts of characters listed above.) Setting and location descriptions vary between writers.