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The Grudge Disease *NEWLY UPDATED (2026)*
This is a sequel to "The Grudge"! It is recommended that you read that story first for added context. It's not just Aloha acting weird anymore, it's everyone. Update: I completely re-wrote chapters 6-7 (yes, how unfortunate) recently by myself. All other chapters have had extra things added overall and small mistakes corrected. There is in fact a third story in the works, partially up if you'd like more! (It's called the "Grudge Disorder". It's a work in progress.) DISCLAIMER: This is a fanfiction of the Splatoon Coro Coro manga by Sankichi Hinodeya. I do not encourage the violent actions in this story. There is swearing, violence, gore, suicide mentions, and minor head canons. This is not a ship story. Some events may be sensitive to some readers. Seriously it gets intense. I've gotten comments calling this a physiological horror. SPOILERS: In case you were curious, the concept of the diseased clones was made before the Shadow Clones were first revealed. They were not inspired by the Shadow Clones. (But honestly Goggles's sad clone is more opposite than his actual Shadow Clone.) Cover art created by the second writer. Second writer: @enperryart wrote as Rider, Stealth Goggles, School Uniform, Gloves, Emperor, Squidkid Jr, N-Pacer, Squinja, Inkfall, Mask, Designer Headphones, School Asymmetry, and other minor individuals in the Square. @PickledPlun wrote as Goggles, Aloha, Specs, Headphones, Bobble Hat, Snorkel, Octoglasses, Straw, Bamboo Hat, Skull, Aviators, Prinz, Full Moon Glasses, Jersey, Straps, Clip-ons, Half-Rimz, Army, the Iromaki Rangers, Tennis Headband, School Short, School Long, School Bun, Clams Facemask, Knit Hat, Hockey, Hachi, Nana, Afro, Pony, Laceless, Backwards, Jungle Hat, Beanie, Cleats, and parts of those listed above. Setting and location descriptions vary between writers.Complete![[OLD] We're Friends Now, Aren't We? (SMG34)](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/352990555-256-k890582.jpg)
[OLD] We're Friends Now, Aren't We? (SMG34)
(Takes place after the IGBP movie) ''Really? You'd do that for me?'' ''Eh, sure. Whatever. I kinda own that Starbucks, you know.'' ''I...I don't know what to say! Thank you so much, Three...'' ''Heh. We're friends now, aren't we? Even I wouldn't want to see you on the streets, Four.'' ~~~ After the IGBP movie, the SMG4 crew is left with a gaping demonic pit where the castle once stood, but ignoring Princess Peach, everyone still has a place to stay. Except Four, of course. SMG4 had originally planned to stay with Mario, but at the last minute he backed out of the offer, not wanting to impose on Luigi. Back to square one, it seemed... until his old rival decided to help him out, just this once. For some weird reason. (Cover art by me) (Also this'll probably be really short but thanks for reading anyway if you do) (Ranked #1 in #SMG34 as of 7/10/23) (Ranked #1 in #SMG4 as of 2/15/24)Complete
S4 SHENANIGANS- head cannons, incorrect quotes, and art | Splatoon Coroika Manga
Welcome to the random book of S4 Shenanigans. A splatoon manga (fanfic ig?) containing head cannons, incorrect quotes, one shot thingies, ships, fanart, and other random sheetz that exists in my mind just waiting to get onto paper(or uhhh screen in this case?!) Now that my 8 brain cells have come to an agreement to do this, I hope you enjoy this book featuring yours truly: Army Aloha Mask And of course, the one and only Skull. Ft. Others lol Requests are open! Tell me to do stuff cause I need ideas. This includes APPROPRIATE ships. Thank you. Legit come hang we just b vibin here. ((A-and one more thing... it might include some swearing and brief discussions of serious topics. Enjoy!)) #1 in Aloha #4 in s4(hehe) #1 in splatoonoctoexpansionComplete
Kaiju Paradise Random Stuff
I'm lazy, DESC. Gootraxian and a human's life while in the Facility. https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator /\ | Thats the incorrect quote generator I used :) I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING IN KAIJU PARADISE. Cover art made by me in Paint 3d. It's an OC. I'm making a book for random Kaiju Paradise AUs I made up at 3am while trying to sleep. UPDATE: -Now there will be an interactable book mainly, with some l o r e. NO SEQUEL LOLComplete
TM-S: 4 Stages Of Pain (AU Sans' X Reader)#Wattys2016
Sadness.... Confusion... Grief..... Betrayal.....Complete
Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
Enjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Original Character belongs to me) *Hope you readers enjoy*Complete
Better Eight Than Never
When Octolings, a species previously thought extinct, begin causing trouble on the surface, only Splattershot Sundae and mysterious people called agents 1, 2, and 3 can stop them. Can they force them back before they ruin splatfest? Direct sequel to You're A Skwidd now. Finished Story Contains Violence, Ableism, Homophobia, brief mentions of vomit, and consistent strong language.Complete
SMG4: He's Gotta Be Safe
(Written before Western Spaghetti) TAKES PLACE AFTER THE EVENTS OF "SMG4 Movie: IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT" After the whole "Perfect Video" incident with SMG4, SMG3 vouches to never let it happen again. However, uncertainty and instability becomes more prevalent amongst them as time goes by, and they both need to realize what's happening before it's too late. (Cover updated on September 26th, 2023) [Voted #3 SMG4 Fanfic by SMG4 TWT]Complete
(DISCONTINUED!!!) 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙉𝘼 𝘽𝙀 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙎. | (captain 3 x reader)
GUYSSS!! YOU! YOU RIGHT THERE READING THE DESCRIPTION! DO NOT READ THIS! I REPEAT! DO NOT READ! THIS STORY IS ASS AND I WROTE IT WHILE I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL! GO READ THE REVAMP 😨😨 impressive stuff #1 in splatoon3 (3/28/23) #3 in inkling (3/28/23) #2 in captain3 (3/28/23) tysm 🫶Complete
SMG4: A Tragedy On Anime Island
Months have passed since the crew has been on Anime Island. Everything is almost normal again, but that's all going to change. No matter what happens, Anime Island always finds a way to call them back. Will their escapade end well for all? We'll just have to wait and see. DISCLAIMER: This story, the events depicted within, and any outcomes that may occur are in NO WAY canon to SMG4; this is purely my own thought. I own no characters within the story, whether they belong to Nintendo or SMG4Complete
This is a sequel to "The Grudge"! It is recommended that you read that story first for added context. It's not just Aloha acting weird anymore, it's everyone. Update: I completely re-wrote chapters 6-7 (yes, how unfortunate) recently by myself. All other chapters have had extra things added overall and small mistakes corrected. There is in fact a third story in the works, partially up if you'd like more! (It's called the "Grudge Disorder". It's a work in progress.) DISCLAIMER: This is a fanfiction of the Splatoon Coro Coro manga by Sankichi Hinodeya. I do not encourage the violent actions in this story. There is swearing, violence, gore, suicide mentions, and minor head canons. This is not a ship story. Some events may be sensitive to some readers. Seriously it gets intense. I've gotten comments calling this a physiological horror. SPOILERS: In case you were curious, the concept of the diseased clones was made before the Shadow Clones were first revealed. They were not inspired by the Shadow Clones. (But honestly Goggles's sad clone is more opposite than his actual Shadow Clone.) Cover art created by the second writer. Second writer: @enperryart wrote as Rider, Stealth Goggles, School Uniform, Gloves, Emperor, Squidkid Jr, N-Pacer, Squinja, Inkfall, Mask, Designer Headphones, School Asymmetry, and other minor individuals in the Square. @PickledPlun wrote as Goggles, Aloha, Specs, Headphones, Bobble Hat, Snorkel, Octoglasses, Straw, Bamboo Hat, Skull, Aviators, Prinz, Full Moon Glasses, Jersey, Straps, Clip-ons, Half-Rimz, Army, the Iromaki Rangers, Tennis Headband, School Short, School Long, School Bun, Clams Facemask, Knit Hat, Hockey, Hachi, Nana, Afro, Pony, Laceless, Backwards, Jungle Hat, Beanie, Cleats, and parts of those listed above. Setting and location descriptions vary between writers.
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