Weird & Random BTS Scenarios

hopefully some of these give you a chuckle. My wifi is going off tomorrow at the time that im writing this so my ass needs to hurry up--

sorry no y/n today. or ever. unless i do for some odd reason--
oh yeah, the reason i am even writing these scenarios is because of several replies i've gotten on youtube. i watch a bts moans channel (where my hard stans at ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) and i got bored and wrote a short little story in the comments and for some reason people liked it so i did a couple more on the channel's recent videos.
If you're from youtube and you somehow find this story and you've seen my comments and watch jimoans,
hi. im the user called 'potato chips' thats been writing those stories, 'potato chips' is my backup account. i made these for u :))