Custom Fanfiction (English)

Japan: Kon'nichiwa. What do I mean by ,,custom Fanfiction" I picked Amerika-san, Doitsu-san, Itaria-chan, Ō-sutoria-san, Puroisen-chan, Furansu-san, Chuugoku-san, Roshia-chan and Hangaree-san to write with me a Fanfiction. How will this work?
I start by one sentence, then the others (and I) will follow up. I think you understood it, hai?

Italy: Japan! Japan! Japan!

Japan: Hai, Itaria-chan?

Italy: I found America in your room, looking something at your Computer! It's something you call Anime. But it's creepy! They are- They are we, the Axis, the Allies and Prussia! B-but we are in a mansion and something hunts us, and we all died somewhen but then we are out of nothing alive and-

America: KIKU! HELP ME!

Japan: You shouldn't watch this. We start soon with the ,,Custom Fanfiction" Hangaree-san and Doitsu-san are already there.

America: *runs to Japan, hugs him and cries* AH! THAT WAS SCARY! PROTECT ME JAPAN!

Japan: Ehi? A-Amerika-san? C-could you please stop hugging me?

America: Alright *kisses him*

Japan: *overblushing*

Germany: ITALIEEEEN!

Italy: S-Sì, Germania?

Germany: Why...Is my room full of white flags, with the words ,,I surrender" on it?

Italy: It's my birthday present for you!

Germany: Italien?

Italy: Okay...it was that you come to me *kisses him*

Germany: I-

Japan: We should start.

Amerika: Dude, is Iggy there?

Japan: Hai. And my 2P will care about those fangirls and boys and other genders...

Amerika: You gave your 2P a task?

Japan: I need to keep care of you. So he keeps care of the fangirls, -boys and other Genders.

Amerika: Why didn't you left it to me, THE HERO!

Japan: Because you are the ground why those fans are screaming in my country while watching YouTube. You and a few others.

Amerika: And Kuro not?

Japan: They don't dare to disturb us, if Kuro keeps care. I doubt that this last long, but for the beginning it's enough.

Amerika: Okay, dude