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The Very Important Potato

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Parts 25
Time 1h 46m

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*warning*
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FOURTH WALL IN THIS BOOK.



Sanna-Lee is the typical memist.
 The Wierd, Introverted, Awkward, Clumsy, 
Knows-every-single-vine/meme-by-heart kinda girl.
She has no REAL friends, but before you say " that's sad" just know that while there are alot of ' Mr.StealYourGirl 's , there are MANY more ' Ms.StealYourBff 's.
She should know.
So, this is her story. No romance, or that kinda stuff. Just her being a dork on a crazy adventure. 

Disclaimer: this book is meant to be a crazy rollercoaster

(Formerly The V.I.P Memist)All Rights Reserved

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Andilynn by DanixllxHuntxr

🍧~ Welcome to Cricket, a small town in the middle of a desert, where everyone knew each other and no one had to worry about locking their doors at night. Every day here was the same, and Andilynn was getting bored of it. Meet Andilynn, a sixteen year old red-headed weirdo who now lived here because she technically killed her mom. It was an accident of course...Andilynn is a sweetheart. It's just she was born with Schizophrenia, a mental sickness that causes her to hear voices, have hallucinations, and fun things like that. Cricket was boring, and she wanted to leave, but when she tried, everything would go black, and the day would restart. Yes, restart. The first time the day had restarted, Andie woke up in her bedroom. She ran downstairs, nearly tripping over her own feet. Belle, Andie's grandmother greeted, "Happy Friday, dear." "Friday? N-n-n-n-no, we've already been through Friday." "Thursday was yesterday, dear." "But I-I just woke up on a Friday morning, like two hours ago." "Andie, we've talked to you about skipping taking your pills." And then the hallucinations would get worse. They were so realistic Andie could never tell reality apart from illusion. Andie thought leaving town would set her free from her past, sleeping with her friend's boyfriend, getting arrested, fighting with her dad. She had to find a way, but for some reason, life didn't want her to leave.

𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘐 𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘠𝘰𝘶, 𝘋-𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘺! [𝘿𝙚𝙠𝙪𝙗𝙖𝙠𝙪] by Lanasfavwriter

[Discontinued] PLS READ : this book was originally created 3, almost 4 yrs ago... reposting for account attention 💀 so a lot of this stuff is old MHA content, old tropes, n cringe... (to me at least), but I'm well aware this stuff is actually quite nice for others so... why not? :) 🌸🌸🌸 The title was too long to fit it in ╥﹏╥ But this is a DekuBaku oneshot book 🌺🌺🌺 There's gonna be a lot of Switched Personality AU's 🌸🌸🌸 I don't take requests AWHE = Angst With Happy Ending 300 - 2,000 words 🌺🌺🌺 <3 🌺🌺🌺 #1 in DekuBaku-- September/29/2020 #1 in DekuKatsu-- September/29/2020 #1 in MeanDeku-- October/8/2020 #1 in BottomBakugou-- October/8/2020

Creative Control|Fandom x Male!Mr. Puzzles!Reader by Dracunyan1987

-Fandom x Male!Mr. Puzzles!Reader- Y/n was a normal kid with no friends and his own family don't have a care in the world for him either. All Y/n ever wanted is to fit in and make friends for once and the only thing in the entire world that makes him happy and away from the many troubles of the outside world is the many TV Shows he watches on his TV that he finds it very entertaining and fun. Until one day, Y/n had a near death experience and soon became a powerful TV Entity known as Mr. Puzzles and Y/n's imaginary friend as he uses his newfound form and powers to get back at the people that wronged him as his ultimate revenge that will help him achieve a 5-star rating. However, after Y/n finally got his revenge on the people and his family that betrayed him, he soon grew bored in his own universe that he created with his own hands. That's why he decided to travel across the multiverse to seek new adventures and meet new people to show his own powerful creativity to achieve another 5-Star rating. The Show Must Go On...

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A shy girl meets a young quirkless boy.They face the struggles of becoming heroes and of life.Will they become friends?Possibly best friends?Or even Lovers?What is the shy girls quirk and her backstory?Read this story to find out! ________________________________________________I DON'T own my hero academia just the OCs in this book!

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"Don't... Don't do that again you dumbass... " "I love you too Katsuki " Child hood friends that were seperated for 10 years of their life. But ones feelings never disappeared. What would be their reaction when they meet again? What adventures will they get up to? Hotel? Trivago. COMPLETED || Started || August 10th 2018|| || Ended. || June 3rd, 2020|| !!! WARNING!!! This swears, smut, gore details, maybe sensitive topics? And other stuff! I do not advize this book if under the age of 13 and sensitive to that stuff! I do not report comments! Go nuts! Except if it's fighting or assaulting readers That's a no no... But comment if you dislike or like the chapter for any reason! I do mind! This is for fun! #4 in katsuki #1 in katsukixreader #7 in bokunoheroacadamia #2 in fluff #1 wattpad2019 #2 in anime #1 in myheroacedamia

♦ Welcome to Kacchili's【BNHA x Reader】♦ by LilacLisianthus

❝𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲.❞ (Y/N) (L/N) was accepted into U.A. High School based off a recommendation. Her Quirk was outstandingly powerful compared to others - maybe even nearing All Might's. She had the power of memes, which was exceptionally rare. At first, she thinks everyone will hate her for it, but little did she know - this would cause her male classmates to fall head-over-heels in love with her. 【WARNING: This is crack】【𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝟏-𝟑 𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐬】

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Andilynn

🍧~ Welcome to Cricket, a small town in the middle of a desert, where everyone knew each other and no one had to worry about locking their doors at night. Every day here was the same, and Andilynn was getting bored of it. Meet Andilynn, a sixteen year old red-headed weirdo who now lived here because she technically killed her mom. It was an accident of course...Andilynn is a sweetheart. It's just she was born with Schizophrenia, a mental sickness that causes her to hear voices, have hallucinations, and fun things like that. Cricket was boring, and she wanted to leave, but when she tried, everything would go black, and the day would restart. Yes, restart. The first time the day had restarted, Andie woke up in her bedroom. She ran downstairs, nearly tripping over her own feet. Belle, Andie's grandmother greeted, "Happy Friday, dear." "Friday? N-n-n-n-no, we've already been through Friday." "Thursday was yesterday, dear." "But I-I just woke up on a Friday morning, like two hours ago." "Andie, we've talked to you about skipping taking your pills." And then the hallucinations would get worse. They were so realistic Andie could never tell reality apart from illusion. Andie thought leaving town would set her free from her past, sleeping with her friend's boyfriend, getting arrested, fighting with her dad. She had to find a way, but for some reason, life didn't want her to leave.