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Time 1h 46m

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*warning*
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FOURTH WALL IN THIS BOOK.



Sanna-Lee is the typical memist.
 The Wierd, Introverted, Awkward, Clumsy, 
Knows-every-single-vine/meme-by-heart kinda girl.
She has no REAL friends, but before you say " that's sad" just know that while there are alot of ' Mr.StealYourGirl 's , there are MANY more ' Ms.StealYourBff 's.
She should know.
So, this is her story. No romance, or that kinda stuff. Just her being a dork on a crazy adventure. 

Disclaimer: this book is meant to be a crazy rollercoaster

(Formerly The V.I.P Memist)All Rights Reserved

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Nottoofar || Book 2: Dagger & Fist {Humour + Romance Fantasy} by kkolmakov

Viola the Underdarkling is travelling back to the duchy of Fleck at a request of the head of a large clan of Orcs and Half-Orcs, who also happens to be the grandmother of Viola's former betrothed. On the way Viola runs into Will, Rhys' cousin, and Will's partner, Fiona. Together they travel to Fleck, joined by Rhys mid-way. Will the old feelings resurface while Viola and Rhys fight giant slugs with hallucinogenic slime and save an impaired winged prince - or will the old wounds of the War prevent them from giving their love another chance? In a far, far away land of Nottoofar... ~ a former berserker knight meets a spacy druid... {Book 1: Leaf & Paw} ~COMPLETE! ~ a necromancer rogue is determined to resist her feelings for her former paramour, despite his delicious Half-Orc physique... {Book 2: Dagger & Fist} ~COMPLETE! ~ a teacher of defence magic can't believe what has become of her former Buggbear pupil - and how hard it seems to convince herself to refuse his advances... {Book 3: Ring & Shield} ~COMING SOON! ~ a duke is stuck in a cave with a dragonkeeper who is harbouring a secret... {Series Prequel: Venom & Sword} ~COMING SOON! ~ a merperson needs the assistance of a kicka*** sea captain who isn't going to fall for the tailed man under any circumstances... {Book 4: Cutlass & Song} ~Final story in the series! COMING SOON! ...and the rest of my recurring characters show up in this fantasy tale - but this time they wield magic, throw daggers, have tails and horns; and Rhys has got green skin. You really don't have to read my other stories to understand what's going on here. But if you're familiar with their modern version, I hope these frolicsome AUs elicit a chuckle and an 'awww,' or two.

Young & Stupid All Might by beeove

Peyton Redwood, a 22 year old trying to make it in this world as a Lawyer. Well she can't as a hero because she doesn't have a quirk. It's 1995 in California, and guess who saves her life. The up and coming new hero, Tall Night! Wait no sorry All Might! Their relationship starts out bad, and only gets worse... Wait no that isn't right. Oh, she hates him. With time she learns to love him, but they aren't in a relationship. Which makes it more difficult. You know what just read it, and see how it all turns out. Heartbreak, romance, a lot of lemon, and two surprise guest stars! Wait how do we get guest stars in a book? I'm not fully sure. "Hello! Kimberly here. You probably know me from 'Why me'. Well this is kinda a book two type thing. So you have to make sure you read 'Why me' too. Probably first but hey make it interesting. You won't want to miss how these to stories go together. And trust me, I'm not even fully sure." *Slow Updates.* I do not own My Hero Academia, I do not own All Might/ Toshinori. I do not own any pictures used in this story. There will be a lot of lemons in this book, strong language, and whatever else I decide to throw in.

𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘐 𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘠𝘰𝘶, 𝘋-𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘺! [𝘿𝙚𝙠𝙪𝙗𝙖𝙠𝙪] by Lanasfavwriter

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A Tale of Two Planets by lost_worlds_collide

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