~Twisted Tord~ <Rewritten>

The devi- I mean Tord (quite literally) bumps into you at the park. What do you do?

>Maul him with your bare hands
>Fuck him on the spot
>>>Flirt with him

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Me: I dont like tord
Also me:

To be honest, I don't even like Tord.
I just made this for my Tord-Crazy friend who would do anything for her "Daddy-Senpai Tord uwu"
I put way too much effort into a book that won't even get that popular what the fuck.
Eghh either way I'm still going to write this till it's completed (or I decide to give up on it, depends on how long this writing interest (as well as me being in the eddsworld fandom) lasts)

This book was supposed to be titled "Twisted Love," but I wasn't looking when I typed love (or I was and I was thinking of the name Tord) and typed Twisted Tord instead whoops lol
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Original Book was written on my main account, DrippyCity.

Why it was rewritten?
Because it was starting to make no sense, and I was losing my pride in it.

Why was the rewrite posted here?
I don't want all my fandom bullshit getting mixed up with my original books, despite my lack of them.
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Eddsworld, as well as the images used inside, do not belong to me.
The cover art, however, does.