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Attaining Immortality

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Reads 499
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Parts 7
Time 31m

comedy death funny garnetawards grumpy handicapped humor immortal life paranormal paranormal-humor promise sacrifice tbsa2019 ungrateful

Dan Smith, a man in his early thirties who has spent his whole life avoiding death. 

But what happens when death comes knocking at his door, will he answer? Or will he find a way to avoid it? Even it means teaming up with a crazed man who shares the same obsession as him. 

What lengths would he go to achieve immortality? 
Is he ready for the ultimate sacrifice?
Is he ready to pay the price?All Rights Reserved

comedy death funny garnetawards grumpy handicapped humor immortal life paranormal paranormal-humor promise sacrifice tbsa2019 ungrateful

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The Grim Reaper Effect by starburrt

Death is a funny thing. It's the ultimate step out of our comfort zones. You realize this world is the biggest comfort zone there is. Earth has always been a constant in a constantly changing world. We're all born into it with this air of certainty. We always know the ground under our feet will be there tomorrow. Death is like waking up and that comfort of the world around you is destroyed. -AD // Mackenzie Oliver is finally a senior. She's ready to graduate and move on with life. But it's not that simple. In fact, it's impossible. One day, some random guy shows up claiming to be the Grim Reaper and tells her she only has one year to live. What do you say to that? "Bullshit." Unfortunately, vulgar language isn't going to stop the clock or save her life. Neither is slapping the Grim Reaper across the face. But, hey. It never hurts to try. Copyright © 2017 by AD

Begin Again (Chuuya x reader) by starsforbreakfast

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The Comical Crow by SaltyCrow

Danny Hanson is just your average YouTube Vlogger looking to make his first big break. But when a mysterious tip slips its way into his email, he must make a choice. Will he take a risk for fame and dive headfirst into the ghostly unknown? Or will he stay home and masturbate?

The Proposition by Partamyan

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FANGS [Afterlife SMP au] by PhantasmaCreeps

Just an Afterlife au with Scott but if his vampire origin could bite and infect people. You'll be getting some gore, probably no swear words. But yknow, a warning. Angst maybe? Death is a yes. But just imagine cross origins! A vampire elytrian? YES! Do please enjoy and suggest some things I could write!

Young Volcanoes by LABeeboTea

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Loving you is suicide || Dazai x Reader #BSDWattys2017 by CinnamonOly

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Legacy by KevinDDodge

If you could live forever, would you want to? For some that is not a question, but an invitation to a land of dreams - a place where the power of one's own Will is manifested to be as real and as magical as the touch of rainfall or as destructive as a wildfire. As with all wondrous gifts, there is always a price to pay... Upon the turn of a century, initiates are called to serve "The Cycle" and rise to immortality. Now on the path to ascension himself, though he struggles to remember why, Derek Harkson journeys through the trials of the immortals where failure could mean death or far worse. When conspired against by timeless beings of an ancient order, gods, devils, and a monster that makes all others tremble at the mere mention of its name... Derek wonders if he and the other initiates even stand a chance of surviving. All seek the power of The Cycle. All fear the hidden order who champions its will. But a path once chosen cannot be abandoned. Even as Death itself stands in front of all who would divine the mysteries of immortality, the most chilling and gravest of perils shall always loom behind...

Death Bound: Life Support Edition by AuthorARCurry

Life is full of ups and downs, there's no question about it. We're tossed through the ringer daily, constantly faced with challenges and left wondering how we'll deal with them. Will we give up, or will we try? Will we cave, or will we push through until we succeed? Will we whine and moan about our misfortunes as we dwell on them for years, or will we learn from them, shrug them off, and heal ourselves with laughter? I choose the latter, which is why I've collected these darkly, comedic short stories into this collection for your amusement. The world's a bit tense, so unwind and relax. I'll take it from here. NOTE: Death Bound: Life Support Edition can be purchased on Amazon or my website - ARCurry.com

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The Grim Reaper Effect

Death is a funny thing. It's the ultimate step out of our comfort zones. You realize this world is the biggest comfort zone there is. Earth has always been a constant in a constantly changing world. We're all born into it with this air of certainty. We always know the ground under our feet will be there tomorrow. Death is like waking up and that comfort of the world around you is destroyed. -AD // Mackenzie Oliver is finally a senior. She's ready to graduate and move on with life. But it's not that simple. In fact, it's impossible. One day, some random guy shows up claiming to be the Grim Reaper and tells her she only has one year to live. What do you say to that? "Bullshit." Unfortunately, vulgar language isn't going to stop the clock or save her life. Neither is slapping the Grim Reaper across the face. But, hey. It never hurts to try. Copyright © 2017 by AD