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Attaining Immortality

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Reads 496
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Parts 7
Time 31m

comedy death funny garnetawards grumpy handicapped humor immortal life paranormal paranormal-humor promise sacrifice tbsa2019 ungrateful

Dan Smith, a man in his early thirties who has spent his whole life avoiding death. 

But what happens when death comes knocking at his door, will he answer? Or will he find a way to avoid it? Even it means teaming up with a crazed man who shares the same obsession as him. 

What lengths would he go to achieve immortality? 
Is he ready for the ultimate sacrifice?
Is he ready to pay the price?All Rights Reserved

comedy death funny garnetawards grumpy handicapped humor immortal life paranormal paranormal-humor promise sacrifice tbsa2019 ungrateful

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