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Zombie Soap
Kaiddance
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  • Reads 34,244
  • Votes 2,599
  • Parts 35
  • Time 6h 21m
  • Wattys winner
Kaiddance
Complete, First published Jul 06, 2019
Mature
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Soap is supposed to be harmless, but when a pet ferret dies after eating some, a group of friends has doubts. When the ferret suddenly comes back from the dead and attacks them, they have an entirely new set of problems on their hands.

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People always figured the apocalypse would come someday, but no one imagined it'd begin with a tainted batch of soap and a ferret.

Not only do Jayson and Taylor have to fight off the suddenly-rabid animal, but things go from bad to worse when two of their friends find themselves trapped at work, staring down a gauntlet of ravenous "Soapies" looking for their next living meal. 

Staying in the city isn't an option, and they know they have to regroup in order to escape to safety. The trip seems impossible with thousands of mindless Soapies in the way, so they have to find allies and outrun enemies while looking out for each other in this apocalyptic tale of friendship and survival.

Book One in the Zombie Soap Series

🌟WATTYS 2020 WINNER🌟

"Polished, intriguing, this captivating zombie story really lets you connect with the characters, and the storytelling is quite engaging - we enjoyed this a lot!"

-The Wattys-

-Cover by Azanthiel-

©2019

**NOT recommended for readers under 17**

Content warning: This story contains mature sexual content and violence, including themes of racism and past sexual assault.
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The Days Are Tired (Book #1 of the Dark Skies series) - A Zombie story

51 parts Complete Mature

Her one night of fun turned into a night of chaos. One that can't be contained and one that took everything from her. And now she must fight for what she has left. Especially when it seems that the whole world is determined to leave her with nothing. A girl has to fight a new world without the ones that she loves. And meeting new people on the way that have the potential to either destroy or help her. -------------------------------------------------- The rain washed away the boiling temperature of the early morning. Leaving a raw humidity that was both a reprieve from the heat, but also a constant reminder of it. Some say the rain falls to keep the heat at bay. I think the rain falls today as a tribute to those affected by the virus and all the tears they cried. A small apology from Mother Nature meant to soothe those scorned by the havoc she unleashed. A comfort meant for all those unsuspecting victims of the sickness. -------------------------------------------------- The highest rankings: #19 in infection #40 in disaster #40 in infected #67 in disease #46 in zombieoutbreak

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