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Loki lectures 💚

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Reads 4,388
Votes 902
Parts 27
Time 36m

Mature

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Filled with a whole host of English words. Archaism. Wit and humour.
It's also a rant book in disguise.  Aimed at understanding, ridiculing and openly chastising the constants of 'Wattpad Tomfoolery'.All Rights Reserved

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