Don't read this book EVER! (unedited)

Warning:
This book contains the thoughts/ Journal entries of a teenage girl. Her life is complicated and not in the way that you are thinking of. By thoughts I mean ALL thoughts including but not limited to:
food, explosions, conspiracy theories, gun shot wounds, and normal average girl thoughts (which we all know do not exist!), angry robots, God, Super heroes, why super heroes wear spandex
Ever watch a horror movie. Well your horror movie has met it's match because there is nothing scarier than the thoughts of a teenage girl. Especially when it's a clumsy accident prone one