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The Pig and The Mule (BWWM) (18+)

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Reads 4,112
Votes 230
Parts 25
Time 6h 41m

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agent bwwm criminal explict humor mature romance spy undercover

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"You good?" I asked Mason.

"Yeah. I kinda need to use the restroom though. You know how these risky jobs make me get the runs." Mason admitted, rubbing her stomach.

"Yeah I know. I've had to sit in your farts the whole way here." I said with a straight face.

"Sorry." Mason said with a sheepish smile.

I shook my head with a smile but I kind of understand where she's coming from. I'm starting to feel uneasy but for a completely different reason. Why is the connect taking so long to get here?

"Mason. We should probably leave." I said lowly.

"Huh? Why?" She asked in confusion.

"We've been here for almost 20 minutes and this guy hasn't shown up. Something is off here." I said getting increasingly worried.

"Okay then, well let's skefuckingdaddle before-." Mason was cut off by the door being kicked down and loud shouting.

"GET DOWN! HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD NOW!" 

"LEE RUN!" I was in the process of complying when I heard Mason shout that and I was just about able to catch her climbing out of a window.

This bitch. I am astounded.
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WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT, LANGUAGE AND VIOLENCE ALL THROUGHOUT!

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