It started on a weekend in May I was looking for attention needed intervention Felt somebody looking at me With a powder white complexion feeling the connection The way he looked was so ridiculous Every single step Had me waiting for the next Before I knew it, it was serious Dragged me out the bar To the backseat of a car When the lights go out, he's all I ever think about The picture burning in my brain kissin' in the rain I can't forget my English love affair Today, I'm seven thousand miles away The movie playing in my head Of his king size bed Means I can't forget my English love affair Next thing we were back at His place A hideaway in Mayfair all the great and good there Drinking all the way to third base Prince is getting naked Falling on their faces The story line was so ridiculous Every single step had me begging for the next When I got out I knew that nobody I knew would be believing me I look back now and know that nobody could ever take the memory