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The Number On The Napkin
"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all of my food has gone bad." • • • Sometimes you find the crucial answers in the weirdest of places...and people.Concluída
F*** Cancer, This One Did Us All In.
There's not a lot that can freak me out in this world. Only large animals with sharp claws, too many people touching me, bullies, hives, horror movies, sitting underneath fans or lights or anything that dangles from a ceiling, glass or wooden bridges, my mother, mosquitoes, public situations, taking a shower with nobody in the house, taking a shower with too many people in the house and crocks. Oh, and zombies. Zombies is definitely on that list. It's almost a shame too, that I have to race through a city packed full of them to find my missing family. Packed full of zombies, by the way, not crocks. (Although I don't know which situation is worse.) Now I have to not only keep my feeble body alive, but also protect (or be protected by) my two best friends in the entire world as we all try to survive in a city packed with the Dead.Concluída
A Night To Remember
Have you ever found yourself trapped in a situation, where you disregards the what ifs and just allow yourself to get lost in the moment? To risk it all and just enjoy whatever the night has in store for you, despite the fact you know that once the sentiments vanish and the adrenaline comes to end, you may regret it? But, knowing that you're going to have the time of your life and create a memory that will be remembered until the end of time, so you simply say fuck it and worry about the consequences later....?? All Rights Reserved To @Re_ekaConcluída
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Life is Not a Joke, Boss! But...
A lazy sperm suddenly finds itself in the world, wondering why life arrived so unexpectedly without any plans for the future. This humorous sperm often says, "Life is Not a joke, Boss! But..." and then ponders what it should do to complete this thought. It believes, it arrived early to figure out its purpose. Now, it questions how life will manage its presence: Can life handle and protect me properly? Does life know how to handle it? If not, where can I find life's parents to file a complaint? Sperm: Bloody Life, Come let's start our journey... 😏 JUUYYYYIIIIIII....
Life probs.
We all have those what the fuck days, those shitty days, and those oh my god days. they're all just Life probs. non we can do about it.Concluída
A Match Made in Chaos • Seulrene
Two people who can't stand each other are forced to share an apartment due to a mix-up. One is a neat freak, the other a messy disaster. Despite constant arguments over chores and lifestyle, they unexpectedly fall for each other while navigating their ridiculous differences.
Misadventures in Medicine, A Cautionary Tale
This story is a humorous personal account of the recent experiences of a physical therapist while hospitalized for a back injury. While funny at times, this story also deals with some serious issues plaguing our health care system today. You'll also find lots of useful tidbits of information to prepare you for your next medical encounter.Concluída
"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all of my food has gone bad." • • • Sometimes you find the crucial answers in the weirdest of places...and people.
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