kermit yaoi
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this is just kermit yaoi man. (I was watching CDawgVA and he was doing fiverr he got a kermit fanfic, so I thought I'd extend that on here) enjoy.....this is the worst thing I've ever written and I'm sorry if anyone reads this lmai
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