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The Ill-mannered Door (humorous sci-fi)

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Reads 2,825
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Parts 81
Time 5h 4m

What would you do if you woke to find a door in your room? No, not an ordinary, well-behaved door that stays in the wall where it belongs, but one standing near the side of your bed that leads to another world.

That is precisely what happens to Thomas John, a widowed university professor in rain-soaked England. 

Lured through the door by blue skies and white sand beaches, Thomas has no idea that his newfound paradise will be blown up on Tuesday, or that it will be up to him to stop it, wearing little more than a bathrobe and fuzzy ducky slippers.

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A humorous sci-fi novel inspired by the works of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I've enjoyed writing it.

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