I have a problem
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Last published Thu, Sep 4, 2014
this whole book was a joke from when @jesy22 and I pretended to be hackers. basically a whole random joke book. have fun! she made this one and i made the other one. every chapter after "UMMM" is mine xD (basically a spam book) !!DONT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY ITS MY "HONESTLY NOTHING IN HERE SHOULD BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY" BOOK!!
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