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THE LATE SHIFT

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Okay so here I am attempting to write you a description for this book, but there isn't much time and they are coming, they are literally the other side of the door, moaning, snorting and for once I am not describing my grandma.
Right think key words, quickly here we go cleaners, stuck in store, surrounded by crazed lunatics, need to escape, send help or just sit and read our peril your choice really.....! 

Straight up honesty, its cheesy written for fun and hope you enjoy it too.

Originally written back in 2010.All Rights Reserved

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Forbidden Fruit

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