off limits|| h.s
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  • Reads 1,836
  • Votes 110
  • Parts 12
  • Time 1h 8m
Complete, First published Jul 13, 2014
This story will take inside the life of a living, breathing smartass, yes the ones who annoy you with their wit and sarcasm. But this isn't any other smartass. This is the life of Nirvana Montgomery and shes like no other smartass. Eventually all smartasses get partners and move on. But Nirvana is dead set on a happy life..with three cats. What happens when a boy comes out of the blue uninvited? Will things turn for the better?
Or for the worst?
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