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Wtf life? :the wacky world of my mind

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Well, I dont know about you guys, but I felt like storeing all the random shit that goes on in My mind and shareing it with others.



So if you don't like, Don't read! If you do like......... +(-__-)+


Lol... jk ...Im so.. FUNNY...HA HA HA.


Whoa, Da ja vu for a minute right der. Lol, ENTER IF YOU DARE!
*twerks on a chair filled with candy corn*

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A Dangerous Lie by xoxoPllgirl

I smile and touch my bruise. I feel like Michael trusts me now. He use to ignore me but now he listens to me, like a friend. "You know, you're that someone I never thought I would fall for..." he trails off and I blush. Is he saying what I think he's saying? Does he feel the same way I do? I lean in and kiss him. He kisses me back and he cups my cheek with his warm hand. I kiss him harder and wrap my arms around his neck. Then he leans closer and puts his hands on my waist, pulling me closer to him. I lean closer to him but then he pulls away. "What's the matter? I thought you feel the same way I do." I say. "I do but, I don't wanna loose you." (Heads up: this book was made like maybe two years ago omg and it needs so much editing so I'm sorry if it's crappy but I promise the plot is okay)

I Don't Like You by creatistx

I felt a hand under my chin and then I was looking right into Aiden's eyes. "You know that I care about you, right?" He used the same hushed tone. Aiden cared about me? Well, I knew he cared about me, but I didn't know he cared about me. It makes sense. I shrugged. "I don't know," I replied back. "Well, I do. I care about you so much." He whispered. His next move surprised me. He leaned down and placed a soft kiss on my lips that lasted about two seconds before backing away. I looked at the ground, shocked. Oh my god. Aiden just kissed me. Again. And I liked it. A lot. *** Corey Hale and Aiden Praxston don't like each other. At all. Never have, never will. She hates him and he hates her; so she thinks. What Corey doesn't know is that Aiden doesn't, in fact, hate her. He feels the complete opposite. One of Aiden's past relationships turned him into the person he is today; arrogant, selfish, rude, and he vowed to never love again. He's a complete Badass. Girls, Drinking, and getting high is his life now. Although, he soon realizes that he can't hide his true feelings about Corey. So when Aiden's past comes back to take revenge and could affect the girl he cares about, you could only imagine what would happen. However, how can he protect her without letting the truth go? If it does get out, it could be a total repeat of what happened before. That couldn't happen. Not again. Follow them on their journey as Corey and Aiden face their true feelings and come to realize many things. One of them is that being in Love is no joke.

His Heart (COMPLETED) by xcrazymonkeyx

His heart was the key to his love. His heart was a wonderful broken place. His heart was mine and my heart was his. The problem was how long were we going to be able to hold on to each other My name is Isabella Moore and this is my story. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was snapped out of my thought when Ethan uttered so softly, that if we weren't so close I wouldn't have heard it. "What are you doing to me, Isabella?" I was left speechless but before my brain could even register his words, his lips were on mine. My body was immediately ignited with an unknown fire. My heart was pounding in my chest, rapidly, as he moved his soft lips on mine. I was shocked at first but not really knowing what I was doing... I kissed him back. My lips in sync with his. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Warning: NOT EDITED> there are a lot of mistakes and hopefully gonna be editing each part. There is offensive language and will as a considerable amount of kisses. If you are uncomfortable with that, don't bother reading but let me make this clear...You will regret it for the rest of your life. Lol, Jk. But seriously, bear with me because I am a rookie in writing big stories.

Another Romance Story by WindyWinter

So I was sitting there bored to death, when some jerk decides to bump into the table and spill my food and drink onto my lap. Great! Just, Great! I look up glaring at the man who just had the audacidy to do such a thing. "Well, hello sugar." he says smoothly, no trace of regret on his face. "Are you kidding me!" I say, trying to stay somewhat calm. No one has ever treated me less than royalty at these kind of functions. And now here's this complete stranger that's disregarding me as any other female. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There's a girl, there's a guy. The girl hates the guy, the guy starts liking the girl because she hates him. Then the girl starts liking the guy. Hopefully they will both realize they like eachother and live happily ever after.

I'm bored so here's some things I'm gonna write when I'm bored by JakeHoonswifeong

TW: WEIRD SHIT AND POSSIBLY GOOFY SMUT BCZ I LIKE TAKING THE PISS

T.A.G by ionebb

Walk this journey with Claire B. Are you ready for a laugh and I mean a big LOL Lol anyway This read has Alot of bag language and disturbing comments. Bare with me I am THAT person🥴 Enjoy And also p.s please don't read if you don't have a sense of humour Like of you're crazy and comment because I love hearing from y'all 💙👩‍💻 Peace🤘🏾

CUPCAKES FOR LOVE (BWWM) by LFiorelina

"Haven't you done enough?" i asked him. He shaked his head, "No. I don't think so." "Please just leave," i said. More like begged. He shrugged his shoulders and made himself comfortable in one of my seats. Ladies and gentlemen that is the hottest man on earth, the love of my life, the one and only Alessandro De Luca. Just kidding. I'd rather die than have that asshole be the love of my life. He is actually my best friends brother, Nathan De Luca. An amaizing man. "I'll have coffee. Black, two sugars," he said, making himself comfortable. "Just get out of my shop......... You know what... I'm going to get you that coffee," i went inside the kitchen, to make the amaizingly irritating man his coffee. Two minutes later I'm back with the coffee. I poured it on his very expensive coat. He stood up cursing, getting the coat off, "What the fuck is wrong with you woman?" ???????????? She is Gianna. He is Alessandro. She is quiet and friendly. He is loud and not really friendly. She is irritated by him. He is intrigued by her. Both are opposites. Different but the same in all ways possible. She has taken in her now three year old niece as her daughter after the death of her one and only sister when she was giving birth. He has a son, from the worst relationship he ever had. She is running away from her ex. He is running away from himself. He doesn't beleive in love any more. She doesn't beleive in men trying to get close to her. And now he is back in town. Is he back to create disaster again and leave? Or is he back for good? Can they save eachother if they can't stand each other? Can they move on from their past?

How The Bad Boy Found True Love. by awkwardlyrare

I watched him watch me as he was about to press his fist into the big red button that read "Emergency Fire!". I was unable to form words because, I thought about how hot he looked as he stared back at me with such intensity. It just intrigued me. I finally snapped out of my trance, but not because I'd came to my senses, but because I felt a cold sensation running down my body. I blinked about three times before it finally registered that he'd pressed the button and now water was spilling from the roof, and some students were laughing and playing. My breath hitched in my throat as he came closer. "You really should've worn a more, I don't know, a thicker shirt or bra. Because your two lovely friends are standing at attention." as the words left his mouth, realization caught up to me and I flushed with embarrassment and quickly crossed my arms over my chest. Talk about scarred for life! Jerk. Meet Charm Mill, your typical nerdface. She's the smartest girl in school, straight A's, great punctuality.. eveything in the book. She's also the invisible girl. No one notices her. But, for her, that's a great thing. She feels that going unnoticed means less drama, which is correct. But, what happens when Heath Cullen gets himself in trouble because he's not performing the way he should and the principal forces Charm to tutor him? Will this be a ticket to hell or a ticket for the bad boy to find his true love? Copyrighted. ©

Coupled up by xoxoforeverme

"It's because Im in love with you" He says, with a straight face. Not even cracking a smile. I cant help but to laugh at his remark, staring at his serious face. Hes putting a lot into this act. He would never just admit it like that. "No you're not," I tell him after my fit of laughter. I pull at his cheek once before patting it with a smirk, "We just had sex," "And now I love you," He says, immediately after. "We were both desperate," I respond, finally deciding not to pay him any mind. I grab my rag off the counter top, wiping off the spot he is at and continuing down the bar. "I love you" He calls out as I get farther away. I don't react, keeping my back to him and ignoring his shenanigans, stilling scrubbing down the bar. "I said I love you," He calls out again, louder. I can hear his chair scrape the ground and I can see he starts to follow me from the opposite side of the bars. "Do you hear me? I love you" He yells over the noise in the bakery. -- "It's because Im in love with you" I tell him, seriously. "No you're not," He responds simply, "Because then you wouldn't leave me," "You know I love you," I plead, crossing my arms across my chest, "I wouldn't just do this to you, Tony," My arms are folded on my chest but I want nothing more than to wrap them around him and hold him for a second longer. He pulls further away from me, his hands raking over his face, before they drop in his lap. "You were using me," He says softly. Like a moment of realization hit. "No, I love you." I tell him again, unconsciously reaching for his hand for comfort for the both of us. He pulls it back, standing up and not giving me a second glance before he walks off from me. My jaw drops. "I said I love you," I call out from behind him. "Do you hear me? I love you," *** Friends and benefits could never hurt a childhood friendship. Could it? How far will this go? What is there to expect?

Gay Sugar Daddy by hotTraunasaurus

"I'm gay." My eyes grow so big as I stop breathing, but two seconds later I'm bursting with laughter. "Okay funny," I finally tone down my laugh as I bring myself to look at him again. But he is still staring at me like he had been when he told me that joke. "Wait," uhh, "Really?" He nods, "Really." "You like... guys?" "I fuck guys." Oh wow, you really can't have it all can you. When he checks all the boxes, suddenly there's this big box he doesn't. The most important box, the top on the list. "You're gay or bi?" Because there's a big difference between those two. "I'm gay." "You never fuck a woman?" "I've never fucked a woman." "Then why the hell would you want me to be your sugar baby? To watch you fuck another man's butthole?" He smirks despite my little mockery. "Oh now it's funny?" "It is," he is still smirking, "But no. It's the opposite of what I wanna do." I bring my arms across my chest as I reply in my all-business tone, "Enlighten me." *** 22 year old Estelle is one of the best sugar babies the agency has ever had. She has the whole package, no dick ever gone soft seeing how perfect she is, both her body and personality. But can she sway Owen into the heterosexual group? After being in that homo-pool all this while?

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His Heart (COMPLETED) cover

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I'm bored so here's some things I'm gonna write when I'm bored cover

CUPCAKES FOR LOVE (BWWM) cover

How The Bad Boy Found True Love. cover

Coupled up cover

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A Dangerous Lie

I smile and touch my bruise. I feel like Michael trusts me now. He use to ignore me but now he listens to me, like a friend. "You know, you're that someone I never thought I would fall for..." he trails off and I blush. Is he saying what I think he's saying? Does he feel the same way I do? I lean in and kiss him. He kisses me back and he cups my cheek with his warm hand. I kiss him harder and wrap my arms around his neck. Then he leans closer and puts his hands on my waist, pulling me closer to him. I lean closer to him but then he pulls away. "What's the matter? I thought you feel the same way I do." I say. "I do but, I don't wanna loose you." (Heads up: this book was made like maybe two years ago omg and it needs so much editing so I'm sorry if it's crappy but I promise the plot is okay)